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    I will not eat things for money.
     
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    I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
     
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    The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
     
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    I will not call the principal "spud head".
     
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    Goldfish don't bounce.
     
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    Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
     
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    No one is interested in my underpants.
     
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    I will not sell miracle cures.
     
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    I do not have diplomatic immunity.
     
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    I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
     
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    I will never win an emmy.
     
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    The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
     
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    All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
     
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    I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
     
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    I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
     
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    My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
     
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    I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
     
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    I am not deliciously saucy.
     
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    Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
     
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    The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
     
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