Simple Question For The Guys

aww have you seen super troopers when they have a syrup chugging contest? makes me want to puke.

 

*panting*

 

pure maple syrup from VT is not gross

its delicious and be well served on any fine lady

 

oh god. it's horrible to watch...but i love it. every single freaking moment of that movie brings me such joy.

 

Christ, it sticks to everything and gets hard.

Food and sex don't go as well together as I had heard.

 

I did too. I stated that I was, in fact, comparing apples to oranges. Would you lick your bf's asshole while it's covered in syrup after he eats your pussy then? That's tongue on orafice. Apples to apples. . . .

 

license and regestration MEOW

did you just say meow

do i look like a fucking cat meow

 

I've always wanted to tap a maple tree.

New Hotness.

 

I can see where you're getting at, but licking shit is different to licking vagina and as much as its a great argument, you know its true.

My point is not that its wrong not to want to go down on a woman, but from what i've heard, most guys that won't use creative ways to pleasure a woman, won't really venture to pleasure them at all, they just stick it in a pull it out and rarely last over a minute or so. Its just what i've heard from women themselves.

 

never ever try honey on anything but a nipple. perfect for nipples, bad for everywhere else. it's like body waxing.

 

Maple syrup in a blunt is good, if you can do it.

 

Already made the mistake KC my lady. Not for me.

 

well, you don't like a DIRTY asshole. that's unsanitary and likely has quite the scat following, but ew. but don't knock it if a gal wants to do that for you. massive amounts of nerve endings there. and if you can get around to practice prostate milking, you'll be in full on heaven.

 

Fast food makes it simple. Go through McD's drive through and get a packet of honey and some chicken nuggets. Open the blunt and smear the lid, sticky side down, across the inside of the blunt. Makes road trips convenient and less messy. :H

 

I wanna give that a try.

 

even the little dab on the nipple? man, it was SO MUCH FUN cleaning that off.

 

Syrup is nasty.

 

Sweetie. Lets have a maple syrup farm and live with a couple huskies. Ive always always wanted to do a little honey collecting. Honeycombs are sick.

But youll have to move here Im sure our winter home will be in Austin.

 

That's what my bro Boxcar taught me. We got ours from KFC.

 

You know, I've known a lot of kinky people. Really kinky people, and I have yet to meet someone into scat.

One time on a bus I had a guy tell me he was a gay furry, into S&M, who was guilty of some crime involving dna evidence within like 2 minutes of talking.

Please don't dress me up like bugs bunny and molest me, I wanted to scream on the bus.