Simple Question For The Guys

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hellvis, Apr 25, 2008.

  1. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    Haha. It's not scary. It's not a threat. It was simply a statement. I don't honestly know what most of those messages contain. I just know that enough secrets have been spilled my way that somebody would want to think very long and very hard about what they call somebody. Something harsh enough requires a man to stand up for himself and discount the character and credibility of his accuser. :wank:

    Calling me a selfish lover isn't nearly severe enough. Nor is calling me arrogant. ;)
     
  2. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    You have a tiny penis and a shitty personality.
     
  3. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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  4. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    How about intimidating ?



    No, forget that, its actually a compliment. Blah.
     
  5. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    90% of this place has seen my penis, so good luck selling that lie. :rolleyes:
     
  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I am one of the lucky few who haven't...Though, everyone here has seen my second butthole, the one that cries wine...
     
  7. peaceloveandsunshine

    peaceloveandsunshine Member

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    I have eaten a girl out, and she tasted amazing like peaches and so amazingly erotic. They could have lied, but they both said the same thing, so theyd of had to have a little chit chat first, which i doubt.

    Oh and by the way, girl do wipe themselves, we dont always have blood inside.
     
  8. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    it's more shocking when you don't expect it.....or when you visit a forum and see it as a friend's avatar. haha



    I was just getting a feel for my boundaries. I know I don't want anything I've ever told you splashed on the forums.
     
  9. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    hahahahaha DUDE and thats something to brag about? YOur cool as HELL man but going around showing people your penis says LOOK AT THIS it's all i have to offer. YOu are better than that man.
     
  10. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    Yeah, you should count your blessings. The rest never seem as nice. ;)

    Sunshine, I'm willing to bet I've licked more vagina than you and never tasted oranges, pineapples, or mangos. Tried the "eatting fruit makes your crotch smell/taste like that" method. Nothing. Tried using juices, and found that citric fruit and vagina don't mix. That's out.

    I wish myth busters could examine that shit. I'd love to see it busted. Let 'em do blind taste tests on that one lady on the show. Hahahaha.
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Pfft, I don't slang my penis, don't want playas hatin' dis game..word...
     
  12. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    i would post a pic of my penis but you would all get tired of straining your eyes trying to see the damn thing.
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    or we'd laugh at your vagina...
     
  14. peaceloveandsunshine

    peaceloveandsunshine Member

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    hey, im not judging you or what you believe, all im saying is some pussy tastes lovely, and I like oral sex. But if youve licked more vagina why did you stop?
     
  15. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    There's an erotica forum here where people go to look at that stuff. ;) And then other people hear about it and ask to see since they can't get to the erotica forum. Others want to show me theirs to show them mine. I don't just mass mail the fucking thing.

    Tree-Hugger basically dared me to send it to her and then was shocked and delighted to realize I actually did it.

    And as long as you don't tell what I've told you, your secrets are safe with me. :p
     
  16. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    :lol: And I liked it so much I deleted it. ;)

    I saved that for blackmail in the future.
     
  17. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    And when you couldn't get it back from me, you started asking around. ;)
     
  18. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Well after having pictures of other hipforum penises I thought it was only right to have that picture back.
     
  19. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    Because after a while it's apparent that some acquired tastes can't be acquired by all people. I did it enough to know I didn't like it in general. I didn't want to discount it before I found out if it was certain situations, people, etc. I just don't like it. And I don't doubt one bit that some people enjoy the taste. After all, I'll eat kalamari, sushi, escargo, sardines, and anchoves all day but some people can't stand the taste of the stuff.
     
  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i begged desperately for the pick and was imensely satisfied. i have this FANTASTIC personal photo album in my head that's incredibly effective and so much fun. thanks, guys.
     

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