Signs you're too stoned...

What are some signs you're just too stoned?

Like when you realize you don't know where the fuck you are...and you don't care.

 

Been there. Done that.

 

Paranoia: Driving down the street in Seattle--1967--about 15 miles an hour with cars passing me:. My dialogue: 1st car: Oh shit--that's a cop. 2nd car: Oh shit--that's a cop. 3rd car: Oh shit--that's a cop. ( Continue until parked)

 

I'm sorry, what was the question?

 

I just notice it in other guys posting on HF
My suspicions are confirmed when I notice the title "Banned" added to the guys avatar.

Perhaps we should have a "Posting only when stoned" forum to resolve the problem.

 

That sounds about right. Then again at my age that is the norm.

 

Having worked in the theatre for most of my life, which operate 7 days a week. Most of the time, I literally don't know what day of the week it is.

 

When I’ve have been sitting in the I-Hop parking lot for an hour plus and still haven’t gone inside

 

When I say, "Next time I do one of these edibles I'm cutting it in half!"

 

When you can't remember whether you just took a hit or not.

I find that after a toke, whatever I was thinking about before is gone, instantly. Nothing else short of an anvil falling on your head can do it so fast!

That's why it's so effective and the preferred choice for those with PTSD.

 

With all the crisis in the world, when I think everything is great. I'll guess I'm too stoned.

 

I never been stoned but PPl stoned when they act crazy

 

When your eyes are sealed shut like a newborn kitten.