signature foreplay/sex move

i liked you better when you were grovelling and begging. back on your knees, or i won't show you what i do with the purple glowing hallowe'en light sticks...

 

lmao now u have me intrested!purple light huh?

 

Please stop, you're killin me over here!

 

actually i think i remember wayfaring stranger from the "fetishes kinks and perversions" thread, so you're still going to have to take a number...

 

well that's only because i wore out the squeaky rubber hot dog...

 

Jumping on your lap, jerking your head back by your hair while scratching the shit out of your back or chest, and biting and licking your neck and ears.

And that's just the foreplay.

 

I unlock the trunk.

 

I dunno if I have a signature move persay but I tend to be a,.. tease? I've been hearing that one for 9 years now. Eh. It's just a combination of shyness, way too many morals, and being a nympho. What a combo huh? So yeah, I can see how people would think I'm a tease. I pull the kitten act; pounce, bat my eyes, nip and kinda purr almost,--right into a lovers ear. I get them to make the actual first move.

So really, it's nothing more then shy seduction. Seems to work for me.

 

I know what you mean, mang. Morals get in the way of me getting action. Damn them.

 

Hey Stranger ain't that a Grateful Dead song?

"I need a women about twice my age, of radient nobility gentility and rage."

 

When a girl doesn't want a facial:

I have anal sex with her without using protection. Then, I pretend that I'm about to cum and I pull out. Then, I spit on her back. Thinking that the spit is cum, she will then proceed to turn her head arround to look at her back.

Of course, I am jacking myself off to finish while this is happening. Suddenly, I yell : "SUPERMAN!" and cum all over her face.

 

DirtyVibrator...you ALL CLASS, dude!

 

Personally, if a guy ever did that to me.. He better be running for the hills cause I'm going to grab his nuts and make sure he understands that he will never do that again.

 

That from someone who's (if you believe the Doctors) 20 years from they're "sexual peak"! look out!

p.s. no offence toolmaggot.

 

Hey everyone,
I'm new here, but I've been reading your posts for a couple of days. Ya'll r pretty damn cool I think!
I'm working on getting a gallery n stuff going, but you know us stoners...

see ya round
josh

 

None taken. My libido is out of control. Hormonal teenager.

And I absolutely love Oberlin. I'd die to be able to go to the college. Awesome conservatory.

 

Oh mang. The magician.

Things like that are the reason why I wish I had a penis.

 

And I absolutely love Oberlin. I'd die to be able to go to the college. Awesome conservatory.[/QUOTE]

yeah, Oberlin is a great school. The 1st college in the U.S. to accept female students. (1833)
Please play safe, we need hardcore chicks like you to be around a long time!
old folks are a drag

 

unzip and suck!

 

I usually go for the nipples first. I’ll start by gently kissing and slowly licking one of them. Then after a few minutes, I’ll begin licking a little harder and faster, sometimes going back and forth directly on the nipple with my tongue, sometimes swirling my tongue around the nipple and areola. When I can tell that she’s really loving it, I’ll sometimes stop licking momentarily and just gently suck it for a few seconds, then go back to licking. At some point I may change to the other breast, depending on her cues. I may not actually get to the other breast before she wants me to go down on her and finish her off, or something like that. I’ve never had a woman that didn’t get totally turned on and wet when I’ve done that. There could be some out there, but I haven’t run across any yet.