sick jokes

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by tropic, Jun 23, 2006.

  1. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    That one was baaaaaaaaaaaaaahd! :D
     
  2. tropic

    tropic Member

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    Q: Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
    A: It takes too long to retrain them.

    Q: What is the definition of Relative Humidity?
    A: The sweat on your ballbag while you're screwing your cousin.


    Q: What do you get whan you cross an elephant with a kitten?
    A: A dead kitten with a 18 inch asshole.


    Q: What is the leading cause of death among lesbians?
    A: Hairballs
     
  3. tropic

    tropic Member

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    Q: What has 80 balls and fucks little old ladies?
    A: Bingo.
    ANOTHER ONE TO KEEP YOU GOING

    Q: How come men don't trust women?
    A: How can you trust someone who bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
     
  4. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    why is the pussy and the asshole so close together

    (a) so you can carry them like a 6 pack
     
  5. tropic

    tropic Member

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    yanknburn...my pussy does not look like a six pack...more like the every day pussy black abit of white and ohhh four paws...and my arse we wont go there
     
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