Showerin' Nude

This was the only thing interesting about his post. Internet cocks are always at least 7" long, never ambiguous.

 

Wow...this thread has become pure gold.

 

I dress up for the shower. Freshly ironed shirt, cufflinks, polished shoes, nice tie. Am I doing something wrong?

 

Nope.....Nothing Wrong.....In Fact.....That's Exactly What I Always Thought You Did......



Cheers Glen.

 

No, you're one of the few people doing it right.

 

y'all damn lucky I wear anything at all!

 

good thing about a kilt. no fumbling with a fly, especially if you've been drinking.

also easier to run or fight with a kilt around your waist than pants round your ankles.

 

You have trouble operating a fly/zipper?

With pants up though pants win.

 

depends on how much I've been drinking. besides, that center seam is deadly and annoying.

nah. because the first time you kick in a kilt, they're going 'agh my eyes!' and you can clout em one.

 

are we to understand that you regularly begin fights mid-piss?

 

mid piss? not usually, but it's better to piss first if you can, a shot to the kidneys can really fuck your day if you've got anything being transported through (and it tends to put em off fighting if you've got your pecker in your hand., especially if you can get your knife out with the other and surprise em)

I was actually referring to jealous boyfriend/husband/angry father type situation. (not that I get myself into too many of those either., but just sayin...luck favors the prepared, and when you hear the racking of a shotgun, if you're trying to hop, you're not getting far.)