Should puns be banned?

This time I'm going against the grain with these half-baked notions... usually I roll with it but I knead to make a statement before this gets stale... pretty crumby of me, I know.

 

Dough! :facepalm:

 

Critics panned that one... I hate to be dumpling on you like that..

 

YOU ARE A BREAD WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!
GET IT!!!!??????

nope, me neither :frown:

 

I fear something has gone a-rye in this thread..

 

The critics should stick to smelling flours, they're all half-baked anyway...

 

I have a rye sense of humor and you're all wheat.

 

admit it, i'm the beans to your toast

yea baby

 

Oh gimme a bake. I expect muffin less from you.

 

bbang bbang bbang bbang:banghead:

 

Just seek some tender leavening care for that... you really take the cake.

 

pizza cake!!!!!!!!!! a 'piece of cake'

In bread pun scrabble, that would be a high point score. I am totally going to invent that game.

 

Perhaps trying to grain a sense of satisfaction from worts would work better...

 

Trying to leaven up the room...stop being such a sourdough.

 

You're pie-eyed- and a lowly crouton. Stop being such a heel...

 

You're such a worry wort... perhaps you should rest a bit and see if fermentation helps mellow you out?

 

I have sausage fingers.

 

tanned buns :drool5:...or should I say toasted

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfLnXzGksug"]YouTube - Abbott & Costello ~ The Loafers Union Bakery Pun

 

my cousin got banned from wal mart