Should I visit an erotic massage parlour?

Hi I am in Canada, montreal precisely.

I am a 25 year old virgin. I have never been intimate with a female and I wish I'd just know how it feels like.

I thought about visiting an erotic massage parlour. But, I am worried about legality/STDs.

Should I visit one? Will I get into trouble? Please help me. I spent an entire week thinking about nothing but this to the point it is affecting my health. I am still deciding and still can't muster up the courage to go.

Thank you

 

Why go to a massage parlour when there's perfectly good 6/10 girls at a brothel? or just save your penny's and get a 10/10 escort and communicate with her before hand telling her you're a virgin blah blah so she can be assertive and make sure it's all right. Dunno what excitement a hand job is going to be.

 

does canada have this option? i might consider a trip north in that case.

 

Are you Canadian?
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CanEHdian

 

They have KFC in Canada, so I have no doubt 6/10 girls are an option

You might even get a discount if you bring along some nuggets

 

Sex work in Canada is legal and illegal. You can sell sexual services but you can't live off the income. You can provide sex for hire but a client cannot ask for or pay for sex. There are a lot of other twists to the national sex laws in Canada but the bottom line is solicitation for sex is illegal. Given that I cannot suggest you visit a massage parlor with the intent of having sex. If you want a massage go for it. If sex is offered, behind closed doors, con-sensually, between you and the masseuse, go for it. But I don't recommend breaking the law.

As far as STD's go, believe it or not sex workers take more precautions to avoid becoming infected than the normal population. It stands to reason as they rely on providing sex for an income.

 

Yes.

 

Good info. Thank ya!

 

Never been to a Canadian massage parlor. Their strip clubs are phenomenal.

I don't recall it being difficult to engage an escort in Canada; I was always successful. One approached me in the bar at a hotel where I was staying in Vancouver. She sat next to me and ordered a drink. I offered to buy if for her. The conversation did not take long to get around to coming to my room and the amount.

I commented such an approach in the States could get her arrested. She replied that escorting was legal and she was even licensed. My mind went off on one of its frequent tangents. "I would have liked to be there for the orals." She laughed and explained the license was verification of age and address and finger printing.

She was a sweet woman and excellent provider. As were all of the escorts I met in the Great Frozen North.

 

That's called a happy ending in the US.

 

In Canada too

 

You have options
1. You can go to a massage spa, get a massage followed by the happy ending. Some offer hands only, others offer more. Depends on the girl and the place.
Not all offer a good massage
Handjobs? You have to try it, my opinion.
Just like other things, and you don’t catch any STD this way. Many men love handjobs.
I tried 2 places in Montreal in my travels.

2. You can try an escort or prostitute (Escort preferred I think). I did it before. Instead of a massage all the fun is sexual.
I tried with BJ, HJ lasting the entire time, titfucks.

3. You wait until you meet someone, a girlfriend or a kind woman who will help you and show you. You can place ads or create an account on a meeting/dating site. Be yourself and be honest on that site.

If you want more details get back to me, in pm or here on this thread.

 

In my 20s I was going through a bit of a drought so I decided to visit a Thai Massage parlour that was rumoured to give happy endings. I asked for a half an hour session and I got introduced to a lovely, slim, Coco skinned Thai lady in a tight masseuse's uniform. You can see she had nice firm tits under the silhouette of her skin tight dress. She told me her name was called Nan and a brief run down of the massage. She said there was a strictly no touching policy. She asked me to have a quick shower and stay undress under a towel as she left the room. So I did this and lay on the bench for what seem like an age when she came back in.

She then proceeds to give me the best massage I've ever had, I had so many knots in my back! She was elbows in the back and everything! Then it was time to turn over, i was really relaxed by this time but had a raging boner under the towel. She massaged my arms, my shoulders, my hands my feet, my calf's...then she moved further up and started massaging my thighs...

Up until this point, we neither of us had mentioned about happy endings or anything sexual but as she massaged my inner thighs, her hand was brushing against my balls and the towel was riding really high. She said she needed to move higher, did I mind removing the towel? I didn't argue! So there I was stark bollock naked with a sexy Thai masseuse on my back with a massive hard on looking a bit sheepish and she said "Oh" like she's never seen a client with a hard on, "Do you want me to massage you there?" She continued. I nod my head sheepishly again and she proceeds to give me the most mind blowing 2 handed hand job ever... In those few minutes of hand job heaven, I totally forgot about the 'no touch' rule and started to stroke her legs and ass. I still remember grabbing at her firm ass over that tight dress... I must have got her on a good day because not only did she not kick me out for touching her, she hitched up her skirt revealing a smooth dark lipped pussy with no underwear... I instinctively started stroking her smooth snatch, all the while she saw stroking my cock expertly... I tried my luck and said "would you suck it a little bit?" She just smiled and shook her head but let me continue fingering her wet pussy. After about 6 minutes of stroking, I shot my load all over my stomach and chest. It fucking went everywhere.

I left that parlour super relaxed and felt great. I guess you can say I had a happy ending.

It's been years since I went and the parlour is still there. I have driven past many times but have never been back in. I doubt Nan would still be there though but I may book myself in again one day when I need to de-stress!

I say go for it. It was a good experience for me.