Should I get a hooker?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Idle_Billy, Apr 17, 2019.

  1. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    That time of the month for my miss so even I been out at the whories getting some sweet Asian Poontang.
     
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  2. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    i wouldn't, because putting money in the middle of things just makes it weird for me.

    find a fuck buddy.
     
  3. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    that shit works on really young and/or immature girls who you don't want around you for more than a few minutes anyway. so if you're ok with that at least know who your target audience is.
     
  4. Idle_Billy

    Idle_Billy Banned

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    But you haven't read through 100s of research papers either. Are you saying that jerking it to porn will have no consequence? Or are you saying that it might be best to err on the safe side by quitting porn?
     
  5. lode

    lode Banned

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    He's critiquing research in general, regardless of your original post.

    I would probably take a position somewhere in between 6 and unfocusedanakin. Masturbation does not decrease testosterone, and none the link 6 posted doesn't imply it does. But porn can become addictive, and using it as a substitute for human relationships is obviously unhealthy. Using prostitution as a substitute for human relationships is also unhealthy.

    Much PUA advice is worthless, but there are some hidden gems of wisdom in their philosophy. Primarily, face your fears of rejection by chatting with lots of people. Being more extroverted will do wonders for your social life.
     
  6. Idle_Billy

    Idle_Billy Banned

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    But at least by using hookers, it's an actual human being I'm getting it on with. At least that way, when it comes to a regular girl I'll have realistic performance expectations.
     
  7. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Please report to the nearest police station and turn yourself in for even THINKING of committing a natural act without the permission of the state.
     
  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Well then, just go get a hooker

    Less talkie talkie More jiggy jiggy
     
  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I've bought two hookers since thread was created.
     
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    I got 5 hookers.

    if you include fishing tackle.. :D
     
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  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i think this is the case in every single thread that they both post in.
     
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  12. Idle_Billy

    Idle_Billy Banned

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    I'm sorry, are you male or female? You seem to imply differently sometimes.
     
  13. Idle_Billy

    Idle_Billy Banned

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    Yeah, I don't think it's really enforced in Ireland. I'm guessing the chances of being caught would be like a 1000 to 1.
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    She’s been fairly consistence if you take into account certain facts which should be apparent to you by now.
     
  15. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Don't have to be a guy to be into whores. :D sometimes a wife needs her whore. ;)
     
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  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    These are the 2 women who serviced New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft for $60.00 dollars

    The video Kraft and his attorneys are trying to bury show these women only massaging his dick.
    then they use a towel to wipe off what appears to be a white sticky substance from his chest.

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    ughh, he could have done A LOT better than that...
     
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  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    And he has done much better, but for reasons not entirely understood he dumped his much younger girlfriend last year

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    What a mad dog.
     
  20. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Because he met her dad and he looked just like him
     
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