Should I get a hooker?

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And every good wife needs her whore too.

Alright weekend is right around the corner fellas. Any plans for some hookers?

 

I'm actually pretty sold on the idea of getting a hooker for a threesome now, thanks to you

But it isnt legal here so we would just end up with ol' 2 buck and 2 teeth Bertha

 

Does anyoen remember that show on VH1 called the pick up artist? That shit was a fucking comedy gold mine

 

With Mystery!



This is actually how I picture Pilot in my head

 

Goggles and all

 

yea instead of negging girls he needs to throw more IOI's in their direction.

 

He just needs to run his gambit

 

Lol!

If anything I was just trying portray a side that's possibly overlooked and to no deminize the working girls like I used to myself. I think if you went down that route though and found a fun escort that had the assertion to help you guys have fun and come out of shells etc. then by the end of it I think you'll have tons more confidence if you ever wanted to do it again, but just try with normal people.

I can't really speak for everybody though, there's always a possibility it could be a huge waste of time like some people have said, but like anything I guess you get out of it what you put in, if you have doubts then it might play on your moods and psyche at the time and that can be a negative experience. I would just be excited, and tease your partner about it. Get him all worked up and excited and his excitement will feed your enthusiasms too.

Is it the prostitution that's illegal, as in brothels or are escorts still available? I guess it's the same thing really except I always thought calling yourself an escort kind of was easier to get away with because who's to say you're really having sex? Some people pay money for the company etc.

It was interesting out of all my posts, it was the females that took more out of it than the males did and I didn't expect that.

You could also try a Nuru Massage as a couple! I think you can get happy endings but it might still be fun and cute just to lay with your partner and have a girl massage you with oils and you get to see that, see them touching your man and he's watching her touch you and if that works out then your could explore further options.

There's a vast variety of couples services these days and all that tells me in all absolute honesty is, couples want to have fun and there's a market and an industry for it and I don't think it's anything to really be ashamed of.

 

I honestly have no idea, I doubt escorts are even legal here, tattoos and alcohol sales on sunday just became legal a few years ago lol. but i'm sure there are ways around it, like you said there's no way to prove anyone is having sex..but i just wouldnt know where to start or how to go about it

It makes sense though, a threesome has always been a fantasy of mine but I would never ever do it with someone we know and risk the awkardness of that and of possibly ruining a friendship. and picking up a random person in a bar or somewhere seems weird and far fetched too. So paying for it really does seem like a plausible way of making fantasy a reality. But I probably wouldnt try it unless I was somewhere where prostitution was legalized and regulated, just so I would know everything is on the up and up and the girls are up to date on their testing, that sort of thing

 

I feel like opening my own escort service and employing only girls who enjoy their craft and into couples.

IrminGirls - all couples fantasies.

Hehe.

 

Madam Irminsul!

Thats really not a bad idea. I have no doubt there's a good market for that sort of thing

 

One reason why I'd like to is, like you say I know there's a market for it now but I'd also like a place that practices safe sex and a place that had the girls best intentions at heart etc. Like actually look after them. Nice spiffy place all clean etc. Most definitely upper market, but I don't want it to be like a girl had to do someone or something she didn't want so I think I'd do it with a lot of scrutiny. No walk ins, online queries that go to the girls they can pick and decide if it's for them or not, then give feedback to customer. If it's a no go for the girls then that's final.

I just get really sad when I think about what some girls have to go through and I wouldn't want that. I injy want a positive and upbeat place that's not seedy and that everybody is enjoying themselves.

Lol.

I will seriously consider this I feel.

I guess it would work better in a bigger city which I am not interested in moving to, but at the same time, my town is a tourist town... So in peak seasons there'd be business but I guess not as much "couples play" as I'd want to go for. Hell maybe even a fully licensed kink place. Hard to monitor though I'd need security watching over, make sure my girls are okay. I wanted to open a kink shop before with only good quality products.

 

I wanna be a gigolo...hire me Irm.

This was me...before I started smoking pot.



This is me now.

 

Haha, okay. You can be my manwhore for MMF couples service.

 

Or MMM
Because my service won't discriminate.
Still keen?

 

OK, I charge $500 per orgasm.

 

$500/3mins. Not bad.