Should I get a hooker?

I always said I'd never let my first be a hooker, but now that I've lost my virginity I've been thinking more about getting a hooker. The thing is, it's illegal to get hookers in my country. And I've no idea how likely it is I might get caught. Have a read.

Man, 65, convicted of purchasing sex in landmark prostitution case

I know I can't fuck hookers without a condom, but at least there'd be no performance anxiety. I wouldn't have to act all charming and happy with them... I could just simply pay for what I want.

So what are my options:

• stick at the PUA and try to get a girl home
• carefully choose an escort illegally
• just continue using porn
• turn my life over to Jesus?!

 

Jesus won't put out.

 

If you keep on using porn too much, you’re gonna prolong your virginity much further. The more you jerk it, your body will think you’re getting laid frequently and you’ll lose the incentive to pursue real women.

Seeing an escort has its risks. Like any black market exchange it can be pricy. If you vowed to not lose it to a prostitute then you might consider how you’d feel about it afterward.

PUAs are lousy for the most part. They promise you that their training course will get you ANY woman you want and oversell themselves. Their advice is often very skeezy. And that guy Mystery is a complete douche.

Your best bet is to find dating advice videos and articles online, and read some books. Give up on porn. And possibly find yourself a life coach that specializes in dating and relationships.

 

Yeah go see a whore.
Check out the rosters online.
I just checked out the talent at the new one in Munich. All Japanese girls.

 

That sounds like a very mainstream opinion about PUA. Pick up artists are hardly going to sell their stuff if they say "buy this and increase your lay count from 1 girl per year to 1.5 girls per year"

I don't know if he's an idiot or not yet I probably know more about him than you! Mystery is from the fucking 90s by the way. PUA has moved on since then.

Oh right, and those guys don't oversell themselves?!

You think I can't already predict the words out of a PUA coaches or dating coaches mouth. And you're telling me to listen to more of that as if I haven't heard it before?

I never thought of that.

 

hookers are ok, backpage girls are usually legit .. condom fucking them, in their reality is just a human dildo cash machine.. Thank you, come again in your raincoat. $$$$ Ca-ching ca-ching.. $$.

 

Hookers

 

seriously a dude can just go to the adult club here on a Saturday night, get a 2nd floor room, open invites for anyone - get head by 30 people -- 30% female, 70% male.. Take it or leave it. Maybe get a long term lover..
why play the hooker game when the clubs are free-foralls.

 

Are you sure?

I heard he's really into bondage...

 

New Japanese girl, SASI looks good on the new roster. Big tits.

 

Sex is good, but not good enough to risk arrest or fines. Don't be a slave to desires.

I don't know what PUA is. If that has anything to do with finding a willing partner - long, or short term - to have sex that neither of you might regret, then that's probably a good route.

Sex isn't worth all that. The stain on your record, and the cost of the penalty will have ill effects that will last longer than the feelings you experienced during sex. Save up some money and travel to where it's legal to pay for sex - you're still wasting money that could be used for something that could bring a longer term happiness.though.

It's like an opiate. Don't get hooked.

Holy fuck. You're better off throwing your rent money away on a prostitute, getting oral and genital herpes, and getting arrested for solicitation.

 

I can't believe jesus is even in your list of options. Laws/rules are what's getting in the way of your happiness, yet you think more crazy rules are the solution?

 

Older guys are alright I guess but Jesus is like 2,000 years old. That would take a serious amount of Viagra.

 

This is illegal in Ireland? Seriously?

Isnt that the definition of like every marriage?

And the law was passed in April 2017, so it took two years for the first convinction

Just go somewhere else in Europe then, get a tan at the same time

 

Well Jesus or porn then

Edit: oh wait, you arent the OP

 

Yeah nah not one of those hookers, like an escort hooker. Like a clean girl who takes pride in herself lol.

 

I wouldn't be able to see her from up in my truck.

 

Don’t do it