Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch a pitch of water Jack fall down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after Jack and Jill both have good fund me pages for hospital bills and rehab afterwords
Mary Mary, quite contrary How does your belly grow? Ask Tommy Tucker, The little fucker; He ought to know. ____________________________________________________________ Not mine.
Mary Mary quite contrary How does your belly grow? With burgers and fries And hot apple pies Bagged up in an order to go. ____________________________________________ Storch, circa 1972.
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went she took a bus. These aren't mine (besides the Miss Muffet one.) I read them in a book of jokes when I was a wee little boy.
When I was in the 7th grade, there was a kid whose last name was King. He was the son of a farmer, and he didn't know better than to brag his ass off about his harvest of carrots from his garden. So everyone called him carrot King. And one day I came up with a little upbeat snappy jingle. Intro: For the best blow-jobs in town, It's the Carrot King. For a nickel or a dime, And fifty cents for overtime. For a credit card He'll blow you hard. It's the Carrot King. _________________________________________________________ Kids can be so cruel . . .
The air is bitter and biting: Like the words you last spoke to me I would bear the wind of a thousand Decembers If from your frozen soul I could be free Or, perhaps, I could warm you- Thaw your clenched hands in my own Press your cruel mouth to my mouth Spread a warmth you have never known
As my ambulation of the Deist got suggests. If she's out there, she's long gone. It makes your life no less important.
Trying to hard to not forget you is like a trying to catch rain drops Trying to put the pieces back together feels like acid on skin Trying to forgive is like putting back together a broken egg Loving you is like trying not to eat a sweet while dieting
You run in the at mid-night in the rain You drink beer with your breakfast and energy drink before bed You dance to C-Span and Music bores you You don't own a cell phone, computer or IPAD but somehow I found you on-line You are you I will never understand you
One cold and frosty moonlit night Whilst feeling restless, full of spite, I left my home, went over field, And found myself a bitter meal. A dog had shown to challenge me; She sensed my evil flowing free; Attacked, but couldn't overcome. She came too close, her neck was wrung. Such foolish courage of mortal flesh Not satisfied with run and fetch. At least her blood-stained corpse was spared The sight of how her bones were bared. Those cold and frosty moonlit nights When I would spread that touch of fright Kept people to their house, secure. For such as me there is no cure. This is my prime I ask of men Their fear and blood Again and again . . .
This thread reminds me of my very first rhyme. I was about 8 or 9 and, while walking home one fall morning I came up with it; Spring has sprung Summer's gone And now it's time For the Autumn song I was so proud of myself and couldn't wait to get home and share it with my mother. When I did, she just laughed and said, "gone doesn't rhyme with song". Well, the way an 8 or 9 Y/O Oklahoma boy says it..., it does. That was the last time I ever shared anything I wrote with my mother. And, honestly, I never even liked her after that day. If she had still been alive, I wouldn't have even told her about the teen books I wrote.
I miss your face so in every strange I see you eyes I see you smile and see you cry I see everything I will have to miss I miss you voice and you talking to me Since you have gone your everywhere
To say you did but didn't to say you didn't but did to say you a didn't and didn't and to say you did and did of which of these would you be if you wanted a pickle or plum?