Short Rhymes

"My Daddy Can Shoot Your Daddy" by Mark McCain:

My daddy can shoot your daddy
Fast as you can blink

He'll do it with a rifle
He's always in the right

Your daddy shouldn't have resisted
Your daddy wasn't too bright

 

There once was a whore from Peru
who filled her pussy with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, they'll pay to get out again, too!"

 

The boy has a toy said the girl
The baby sister scream of shock
As the boy was playing with his mothers dildo

 

hit it!

 

I smoke pot
Pot I smoke
I toke weed
weed I toke

 

Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The rest came out with minor injuries

 

Innocent days when I at least
Resembled not to much the beast
Recede from me like memory
Like most of you, like most of me . . .

 

The Day Begins
She holds her child
warm and tight
fear of one the letting go
The day ends
She finally lets go

 

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
And asked, "Is this seat taken?"

 

EDIT:

Innocent days when I at least
Resembled not so much the beast
Recede from me like memory
Like most of you, like most of me . . .​

 

A Dad walk his daughter to her future
A Dad gives his daughter away
Though he gives her groom
A Dads love last forevermore

 

Short people are cute when they are happy
But be warned
Short people are scary when they are angry

 

Women want romance and a big wedding
Men want sex and more sex
Women love shopping and reading
Men love sports and video games

 

She will walk into your life when you need it the most
She will change your world and put light in your darkness
She loves you no matter what other think
But you have to let her in first

 

Standing on the beach near the point;
Feeling how to think with a joint.
And with a bottle of booze
I wondered how can I lose,

And then I threw up . . .

 

booze cruise.

 

How it was told when I was in high school was, "What'cha got in the bow bitch," lol. Yours is much better, and smarter.

 

"Feeling how to think with a joint." I do love that.

 

Their was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had many children she didn't know to do with
Until TLC found out and gave her a TV show
Now she lives in a bigger shoe
Her show is on the same night as The Duggars

 

There's a world of hurt in that. LOL