Shoplifting..

I don't shoplift. I've got way too much on the line, three children and a husband that need me. I don't want to tangle with the repercussions from doing such a thing. As a kid, I admit that I took a few minute items, nothing more than $6.00, and only on three occasions. But that was a looooooong time ago. Now? Never.

 

I only steal things in vending machines, it's too easy . Except of that , i don't shoplift

 

I used to push anywhere from $600-1000 worth of electronics right out the front door of departmentstores, doing nothing more than cutting security tags off of things and throwing them in the cart.

P.s. For those who don't know, if you ever go to court for "Shoplifting" down tell them that's why you're there...... they'll give you a long ass lecture on how "Theft, a Class D Felony, is not 'shoplifting'" and about how "shoplifting is not a crime. You did not "shoplift" you knowingly stole from a respectable..." blah blah fucking blah