Shoplifting

when i was younger i stole a video game from wal-mart called "seaman"

dont judge me

 

Early homoerotic desires?

 

i was young, i didnt know what it meant, it was a harmless game..about a fish...voiced by leanord Nimoy....a creepy fish..that insulted me. did i mention that you could talk to the fish?

see this is the fish




this isnt helping me......I WAS YOUNG and expiremental!!

 

That thing on its head is so phallic....

 

I have before, but I haven't in a while. ok well a few months ago I put a wifebeater on under my shirt and walked out with it but that's only because I couldn't wear the sweater I was buying without it, but I didn't have enough money for both. But before that, it was a while....

 

I have never shoplifted before, and I don't plan on doing it ever.

 

I did it once when i was young. When i walked out of that store i was scared shitless. I'll never do it again.

 

I haven't shoplifted in months...

But back in college, especially in the summer when I was living in bumfuck, Arkansas and had no money and didn't have a steady job I made sure to get everything I could out of Walmart.

I was broke and hungry, and the self-checkout was my best friend.

Now that I have enough money, I don't need to shoplift, no sir.

 

I'm with you on this one.

 

No, I'm not a huge piece of shit.

 

I once got yelled at for swearing at the fish by my aunt

 

Boy there's quite a few self-righteous people up in here. Until you've been hungry enough to steal, don't judge.

 

I've never shoplifted before... don't really think I felt the need to...

 

this is where the polls flawed, it should have read 'never'
and then another choice 'never and your a disgrace'
S

 

I disagree there are plenty of homeless shelters and free food kitchens & pantries throughout the continental united states

And if that's not enough, I'll have you know there are approximately 10 dumpsters per every 5 block radius in most of our countries urban centers.



Hotwater

 

I never have. But I've never really had the desire to either. I just can't see needing something so bad that I'd steal it. I mean, if my family was starving, or something like that, I'd proably have to rethink it. But otherwise, probably never will.

 

I actually did it 2 days ago. I stole a $45 shirt which I loved but I knew I could never afford. I originally was just trying it on for fun, but I loved it so much and it fit me perfectly, and there was only one left in my size. So I ripped off the tag, tucked the shirt into my jeans, put back on my other shirt over it, and walked out of the store.

And then once like 2 years ago I was visiting Canada and I was in old navy, saw an adorable bra and panty set, went in the dressing room, put them on, and walked out of the store. So I can officially say that I smuggled stolen goods over the country border. Haha.

But honestly, I don't do it that often. There's been other times than what I just named, but not that many. I do it on rare occasions, or whenever I'm feeling rebellious haha.

 

I've never done it and never will.

 

i stole a bag of beans once when i was really hungry.

 

I've stolen loads of useless shit. I was arrested for stealing a case of beer from wal-mart on a sunday, even though I already had beer in the car. Xanax makes me do the stupidest shit.