Shockingly unhip confessions

The only reason I’m here is because I was banned from the BET message boards for being to Afrocentric

For some reason they hired a moderator with a conscience and who believed in inclusion; and the “we hate whitey, crowd” were all given the boot


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I'm not really a hippy at all, sadly. The list starts here:

I dislike jam bands. I drive a pick-up truck with oversized tires. I chew tobacco. I enjoy firearms and hunting and fishing. I occasionally get in fights. I enjoy drinking. I dislike cities. I love falling trees and if I was born twenty years ago I would have been a logger.

 

This isn't a confession. Everyone here knows you hate whitey. lol

 

I'm a O.C.D freak ;by the way ,I love the greatful dead & Willy I guess I'm old school .

 

I was a paramedic in the army.

 

I love Cyndi Lauper's music.

 

I have only ever tried one drug. And it wasn't pot.

 

acid shrooms meth alcohol heroin caffeine dmt dxm ecstasy cocaine?

 

Don't worry. You're young and there are some wild college years ahead. :sunny:

 

Cocaine. First line snorted with a $50. Bump snorted from a knife thrusted at my face.

 

I liked Coke 2

 

I have a super-addictive personality, though, so I'm afraid to play with drugs too much.

 

dont really give a shit about the planet earth.. or 90% its inhabitants...

 

I like playing with fire.

 

That's actually pretty hip lode.

I pour an excess of lighter fluid on already soaked charcoal to make sure people flying a mile above in airplanes know I'm grilling that day.

 

I like to trim my pubes with lighter fluid and a good grill.

 

I think Eminem writes clever rhymes.

and when I think the words "this is my confession..." I get that damn Usher song stuck in my head.

I am not ashamed.

 

you just got that usher song stuck in MY head now! :banghead:

 

I have nothing against a free economy or material ownership, I just think there should be increasing taxes on obscene wealth, but no taxes on average people.

I love my car, and because I seem to have just fucked my motor, will be buying it a new one. Hopefully a new, larger, more polluting one, with a turbo to suck in that much more clean air and turn it into smog

 

& I think Freon and CFC bans should be lifted...