Shivering Thread of Random Facts LX

religion and stinky dogs


great thread will read again

 

Naw, that would make it raw - best to just change underwear at least once a month.

 

Yes...I think there IS a connection there...

 

This conversation just took place:

Bryan: "Do you even know what a hummer is?"

Me: "When you lick someone's butthole?"

Bryan: "No, its a blowjob."

Me: "I guess I get hummer and rimmer confused."

 

Isn't that why they invented circumcision?

 

All that technical terminology can be daunting.

Here is an exchange that once took place telepathically between me and my former spirit guide:

Me: Men are just interchangeable parts.
She: Yup, plug you in and watch you go.

Actually that was so whenever men went to pee, they would remember that if they didn't obey God, he might cut off the rest.

 

i happen to have a pagan babe in my living room right now....is she supposed to be dancing naked?

do i just wait till it happens or is there some type of secret password

 

I had an english teacher once named mr pagan

 

i just looked up the owners name of an old site i belonged to that was shut down by feds ....and the site owner was ordered to repay 2.5 million dollars lmao

 

It's been an hour and a half. What's going on now?

 

It's Been So Long He Has To Consult An Instruction Book First,

Mmmmm Let Me See, Tab "A" Goes Into Slot "B" , I Wonder What

Tab "A" Is....???



Cheers Glen.

 

I have a few tabs...there is this one that seems significant...perhaps more examination and experimentation is needed...I need a slot, tho...

 

Hes not even accurate - a hummer is when the girl "hums" while giving you a blowjob so you can feel the vibration..

 

No girl has ever done that to me...

 

I Was Always Of The Opinion A "Hummer" Was A Rather Oversized 4-WD....



Cheers Glen.

 

she somehow became even more beautiful and fascinating right before my very eyes

actually....tab 'a' goes into slot 'a'.......slot 'b' is a special slot that should only be used with the slot owners permission

 

I'm going to have to agree with you on that.

 

I have a right-handed slot "a"...though the left hand works okay in some instances...

 

Le Sigh...



Cheers Glen.

 

You have a slot I don't know about? I'm always open to enlightenment...

Perhaps I should just give up slots altogether...go contemplate my navel somewhere out in the woods...