I had to go, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.One of the doors was locked soo I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied "Umm, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "havin' a quick dump... How about yourself?" The next thing i heard him say was ... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some arsehead in the loo next to me answering everything I say." I wrote this after noticing my friend Maddie was talking to me from the bathroom... blahhh. ever had people in public places talk to you in the washroom?