I am always astounded at the shit that happens when I am gone. Well I was gone for a month or so, experiencing my own personal drama. So many things happened to me when I was gone I thought getting back to my routine would be a nice, pleasant, boring, but happy thing. So I manage to make it home. Do I sit and enjoy my quiet jungle serenity? No the first thing that happens as I sit down is a here a yelp from one of the puppies (These are the puppies I did not know I had. They were born when I was away. So I hear the yelp and discover that a snake got one of our puppies. On the plus side the end was quick for the puppy as it did not live one second longer than that yelp. Fucking great I think and then I go inside and grab one of my notebook computer and set on the porch to do some Internet browsing. For some reason I was going through my favorites and I accidentally clicked a link. It was a total mistake and I sometimes do that because I have like a million pages bookmarked. So boom my exes site pops up. I had not looked at the site in a long time. I used to post comments on it to piss her off. But I had not felt the need to do that in a while. So I am staring at her blog and I realize she is talking about me. Turns out I was brainwashing her when we were together. I am like "Holy Fuck". It was very informative. I had no idea I brainwashed her. But if I brainwashed her how come she always did what she wanted regardless of how I thought. I thought the idea of brainwashing was to control someone. Well what the fuck do I know. I must be like a natural cult leader. It is too bad that I am a recluse and as a rule do not hang out with anyone. It is pity I can't use my Charles Manson charisma in its full glory. Hell I don't even like many people. That is all I need is a bunch of mindless idiots following me. So looks like the ex forgot to take her meds. I will have to have my attorney remind her that slander as something I can sue her with. It does not matter if I win or loose. I can outspend her on court and attorney fees. And now I find out I have another employee that is stealing from me. That is going to be a whoot to deal with. I should stop coming home. Perhaps I will run away forever.