Shit Is Rigged

That and one of the bottom tier defenses giving up a Rushing Touchdown from a few yards out.

 

Did the 49rs win the superbowl?

 

I can't remember?
If they didn't it was totally the blackouts fault. The blackout made the players play badly.

 

i thought it was in the beer

 

spanker, mizzen, jigger, futtock; it's like they gave a picture of a ship to a group of 12 year old boys in detention and told them to label everything.

 

I made a ship like that in school once out of a milk box. It scored good points with the teacher.

 

wish mine wasn't constipated

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78wx9AoZZ0

 

I've always just thought everything is pretty much buggered, but what do I know

 

The more you know the less you know and the deeper the crap becomes,
For Murphy was an optimist with no clue as to what he was actually saying,
And crap always rolls downhill, while the bullshit flies in every direction,
Making it exceedingly difficult to even tell if anything isn't buggered!

 

Everything is connected, which basically means everything in the universe is in contact with a bit of turd.

 

everything in the universe IS a bit of turd

 

Crap randomly falls from the sky,​

Only to inexorably roll downhill,​

While the bullshit flies in every direction,​

Making it difficult to determine which way is up!​

Fortunately, the sweetest roses grow in manure,​

Or we'd all be neck deep in our own petty crap!​

And without the roses we'd all hold our noses!​

Around here we shovel stinker crap uphill,​

Sign of relief from those down below.​

The Peter Principle is a law of nature,​

Explaining why scum always floats to the top,​

And everyone else ducks when the shit hits the fan.​

 

If modern cosmological theories are correct, the entire uiniverse is basically a giant turd that is perpetually eating itself and shitting itself back out through itself. It can in some ways be likened to an infinitely large scat party.

 

A trascendental experience can occur after eating Taco Bell.

 

Let's consult an expert;
Rollingstoned, please share your mystical Taco Bell adventures.

 

what is that logo'? trying to decide if its a shark or a surfboard

 

Primarily, It's just a couple of Bezier Vertexes, made to be like a rorschach

 

That was a weird game

NFL is just a moneymaking racket anyways

Or are we talking about something else

 

Some compare it to a giant cockroach with its own head shoved up its ass greedily gobbling up its own bullshit. I'm not sure if Wall Street or Trump are the better modern examples.