shirt slogans!

well, have fun partying...

i'm probably gonna get shitfaced tomorrow night...theres nothign like getting shit faced the night before classes start...

 

" If I want your opinion, I'll take the fucking tape off of your mouth"

 

"I should've taken that scolarship to Princeton."



It's a little funnier when you're at a dead end job stuggling week-to-week and the electric bill is 3 months behind.

 

I had these tshirts freshman year that me and my friends made to piss off this really reallly big nature girl in our grade. We each had one and they had diffrent slogans on them.

Pave The Rainforest (Save the rainforest....)
Save a chicken eat a manatee
I eat Panda
I sank the Valdez
The Rainforest Sucks
I feed Eagles Plastic
Panda please, medium rare

Well, there all extremely offensive to some people so i wont write anymore.

 

"...owes me welfare"? What sense does that make?




Here's a t-shirt slogan:

"While you're reading this t-shirt,
I'm undressing you with my eyes!"


-Jeffrey

 

Don't think about it too much... you'll get cancer.

 

Why did the stoner have to make a post that causes the window to go so fuckin' wide?

Oh, he's a stoner. I forgot. That's why.

P.S. I wish I could be as cool as someone who smokes pot and has pictures of himself doing it. 8)

-Jeffrey

 

what about a shirt that says "i'm cool.....................i swear"

haha
ummm.....yeah

 

The 1nes in my sig (I made up the 1st 1 btw) or some more I saw:
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
People like you are the reason people like me need medication
I live in my own little world, but it's ok...they know me here
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
and...If I got smart with you, how would you know?
Wish I'd thought of those myself

 

yeah they are classics!!! i like alot!

 

Thanx

 

You laugh because I'm different,I laugh because you're all the same


hmmm i like this one lots thou...because it is so true...i am going to steal it and print it on my own shirt!!!! That will tell them!

 

Muahahaha (rotfl) me 2!

 

"Jesus loves you"

And then on the back "...and he swallows".

 

After the elections I wanted to print a bunch of shirts that said "LIBERAL IS THE ****** OF THE WORLD"

 

hummm

 

I like t-shirts on kids

 

Fornicators Repent

 

How about "Celibates Repent!"

That seems a more useful (and fun) slogan!

 

It's a joke, obviously.

It's actually a slogan that my brother wanted to make because one time when he was at the beach he saw this couple going at it in the bushes and so he wrote really big in the sand "fornicators repent!" and built a cross and put it up.... just to freak the couple out.

It's not like I seriously want fornicators to repent.

He also wanted an "I'm Manly" shirt.