shirt slogans!

I Burnt The Bodies, but , for baby shirts

 

someone got me a shirt once that says 'Jesus loves you in that outfit' and I have another one that says "I spent the night with burt reynolds'. I wear the burt reynolds one a lot but not the other one, kinda too blasphomous for me.

 

'Sometimes, I dip my testicles in ice cream. Thank you, come again" . shirt to wear to work at a convenience store.

 

I really don't want to get that honest with people.

 

'girls already like me, I don't need a cool t-shirt'

 

heh. I like that.

 

" I have a Penis"

 

would you quit kissing my ass already :X

 

you do know thats impossible for him to do, don't you?

 

Hey, I'm not that short.

 

yeah, he really wants that genie I promised him. I told him it doesn't matter what he rubs with it's not coming.

 

your short enough.

 

can't you just humor him?

 

I farted twice, what more do you guys want from me?

 

maybe a little squirt...give him some excitement for a little bit only to be let down once again.

 

aha, I'd fuck you both up.

 

yup, pretty much your answer to everything isnt it?

 

Violence does seem to solve things quicker...

 

violence...i don't think were talking about violence anymore...

 

Fuck it, I'm gonna go to a party...

You two take it easy...