shirt slogans!

Create your own shirt slogan! What would you say?
be inventive, or make a statement about the world...

CREATIVITY is the key....

HaHa, your assignment is set!

 

"I'm confused"

 

and a picture of yourself follows....then you look more stupid..

oneday i was home visiting friends and we were at the shops and i was in a mood and said out of nowhere: i hate ugly people!
we decided that should go on the front of a shirt and on the back a pic of this guy we know -truly ugly inside and out - and perhaps under his face - "Could your mother love this face"

 

That would work, but without the pic... Better yet, "Ugly people make me a sad panda. "

 

or "ugly people make me feel queezie"

and clutch your stomach! hehe
dont worry god still loves you!....he just doesnt look at you and says" oh fuck i made a mistake again"

 

I beat my dick like it owes me welfare.

 

um...yeah, ok.

I saw one the other day that said "Hippees Smell".

...and I saw an awesome bumber sticker that I would like to make into a shirt. It said, "What would Dewey do?"

 

yeah but you have to use your imagination to make up your own!!

 

ok...how 'bout "mercy fuck?" and a picture of a hundred dollar bill.

 

It's like a pap smear in your mouth.

 

that sounds like it appropriately fills the category requirements...

 

To reflect my true state of mind 99.9% of the time, a shirt would have to say "I'd rather be playing hockey", but I hate those shirts / stickers. A girl I know has one that says, "I'd rather be smashing imperialism". I would wear one that says, "neocons suck".

 

wow.

 

Fetus, the other, other white meat.

 

Sorry everyone... I've been out drinking.

 

that's pretty good!
:H

 

There is a god, and he hates you.

 

Means a lot coming from 'ya trout.

 

How can 59,054,087 people be so stupid?

(with a pic of dubya, of course)

 

I like that one. I have a shirt that says " Gone to my happy place. Back soon"