shirt slogans!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by clockworkorangeagain, Jan 14, 2005.

  1. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    Create your own shirt slogan! What would you say?
    be inventive, or make a statement about the world...

    CREATIVITY is the key....

    HaHa, your assignment is set!
     
  2. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    "I'm confused"
     
  3. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    and a picture of yourself follows....then you look more stupid..

    oneday i was home visiting friends and we were at the shops and i was in a mood and said out of nowhere: i hate ugly people!
    we decided that should go on the front of a shirt and on the back a pic of this guy we know -truly ugly inside and out - and perhaps under his face - "Could your mother love this face"
     
  4. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    That would work, but without the pic... Better yet, "Ugly people make me a sad panda. :("
     
  5. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    or "ugly people make me feel queezie"

    and clutch your stomach! hehe
    dont worry god still loves you!....he just doesnt look at you and says" oh fuck i made a mistake again"
     
  6. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    I beat my dick like it owes me welfare.
     
  7. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

    um...yeah, ok.

    I saw one the other day that said "Hippees Smell".

    ...and I saw an awesome bumber sticker that I would like to make into a shirt. It said, "What would Dewey do?"
     
  8. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    yeah but you have to use your imagination to make up your own!!:D
     
  9. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

    ok...how 'bout "mercy fuck?" and a picture of a hundred dollar bill.
     
  10. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    It's like a pap smear in your mouth.
     
  11. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

    that sounds like it appropriately fills the category requirements...
     
  12. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

    To reflect my true state of mind 99.9% of the time, a shirt would have to say "I'd rather be playing hockey", but I hate those shirts / stickers. A girl I know has one that says, "I'd rather be smashing imperialism". I would wear one that says, "neocons suck".
     
  13. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

    wow.
     
  14. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    Fetus, the other, other white meat.
     
  15. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    Sorry everyone... I've been out drinking. :D
     
  16. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

    that's pretty good!
    :H
     
  17. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    There is a god, and he hates you.
     
  18. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    Means a lot coming from 'ya trout. :D
     
  19. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

    How can 59,054,087 people be so stupid?

    (with a pic of dubya, of course)
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    I like that one. I have a shirt that says " Gone to my happy place. Back soon"
     

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