Sheep Jokes

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  1. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Do androids dream of electric sheep?

    Only when they can't get the real thing on the internet.
     
    Ged, Feb 2, 2017
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  3. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Why did the ram buy a copy of Flock Magazine down the newsagents?

    Because he had the horn.
     
    Joshua Tree, Feb 3, 2017
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  5. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    A christan, a jew and a sheep walk into a bar...
     
    Asmodean, Feb 3, 2017
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  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    And..??.....[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Feb 3, 2017
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  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I forgot :(
     
    Asmodean, Feb 3, 2017
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  11. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Buttplug....[​IMG] ....I Hate It When Somebody Can't Finish A Joke......[​IMG] [​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Feb 3, 2017
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  13. Asmodean

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    [​IMG]
     
    Asmodean, Feb 3, 2017
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  15. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Love It......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Feb 3, 2017
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  17. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Maybe the joke is on us...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-oJt_5JvV4
     
    Joshua Tree, Feb 3, 2017
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  19. fjdreams

    fjdreams count chocula

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    [​IMG]
     
    fjdreams, Feb 3, 2017
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  21. Pete's Draggin'

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    A group of sheep walk into a comedy club....they walk out disgusted because of all the sheep jokes.
     
    Pete's Draggin', Feb 3, 2017
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  23. fjdreams

    fjdreams count chocula

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    Why'd the wolf buy the wool sweater from the thrift shop?
    Because it was really sheep.
     
    fjdreams, Feb 3, 2017
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  25. Pete's Draggin'

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    Why did the sheep get fired from his bartender job?


    He was shearing off the top!
     
    Pete's Draggin', Feb 3, 2017
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  27. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    What are sheep's least favourite football players?

    Alan Shearers
     
    The Walking Dickhead, Feb 3, 2017
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  29. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    What stroke do sheep do at the pool?

    Baaaackstroke

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    http://youtu.be/WxoYKt65vSQ​
     
    MeAgain, Feb 3, 2017
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  31. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    When you're fucking a sheep up the ass, do it on the edge of the cliff, so that it pushes back.
     
    dazedgatsby, Feb 3, 2017
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  33. Moonglow181

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  35. MADDENEDMAN

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    What does a sheep do when he feels threatened by you? He gives you a lamb chop!
     
    MADDENEDMAN, Feb 3, 2017
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  37. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Where does virgin wool come from?

    Ugly sheep.
     
    Heat, Feb 3, 2017
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  39. hotwater

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    What noise do sheep make when they laugh?

    Baja
     
    hotwater, Feb 4, 2017
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