Sheep Jokes

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by The Walking Dickhead, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

    Do androids dream of electric sheep?

    Only when they can't get the real thing on the internet.
     
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  2. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    Why did the ram buy a copy of Flock Magazine down the newsagents?

    Because he had the horn.
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    A christan, a jew and a sheep walk into a bar...
     
  4. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter

    And..??.....[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  5. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    I forgot :(
     
  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter

    Buttplug....[​IMG] ....I Hate It When Somebody Can't Finish A Joke......[​IMG] [​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter

    Love It......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  9. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    Maybe the joke is on us...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-oJt_5JvV4
     
  10. fjdreams

    fjdreams count chocula

  11. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Yodas padawan moderator Staff Member Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

    A group of sheep walk into a comedy club....they walk out disgusted because of all the sheep jokes.
     
  12. fjdreams

    fjdreams count chocula

    Why'd the wolf buy the wool sweater from the thrift shop?
    Because it was really sheep.
     
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  13. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Yodas padawan moderator Staff Member Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

    Why did the sheep get fired from his bartender job?


    He was shearing off the top!
     
  14. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

    What are sheep's least favourite football players?

    Alan Shearers
     
  15. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed and Confused Staff Member Super Moderator

    What stroke do sheep do at the pool?

    Baaaackstroke

    [​IMG]
    http://youtu.be/WxoYKt65vSQ​
     
  16. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

    When you're fucking a sheep up the ass, do it on the edge of the cliff, so that it pushes back.
     
  17. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

  18. MADDENEDMAN

    MADDENEDMAN Members

    What does a sheep do when he feels threatened by you? He gives you a lamb chop!
     
  19. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    Where does virgin wool come from?

    Ugly sheep.
     
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  20. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    What noise do sheep make when they laugh?

    Baja
     

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