Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by The Walking Dickhead, Feb 2, 2017.
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Only when they can't get the real thing on the internet.
Why did the ram buy a copy of Flock Magazine down the newsagents?
Because he had the horn.
A christan, a jew and a sheep walk into a bar...
Buttplug.... ....I Hate It When Somebody Can't Finish A Joke......
Maybe the joke is on us...
A group of sheep walk into a comedy club....they walk out disgusted because of all the sheep jokes.
Why'd the wolf buy the wool sweater from the thrift shop?
Because it was really sheep.
Why did the sheep get fired from his bartender job?
He was shearing off the top!
What are sheep's least favourite football players?
What stroke do sheep do at the pool?
When you're fucking a sheep up the ass, do it on the edge of the cliff, so that it pushes back.
What does a sheep do when he feels threatened by you? He gives you a lamb chop!
Where does virgin wool come from?
What noise do sheep make when they laugh?
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