Shaving Pussy

is way harder than you would imagine.

There are too many folds and awkward spots.

 

i know, right? dave always thought it would be so easy, but it's not like stretching ball skin to get it flat. and GOD, you so don't want a nick or razor burn.

 

It's not that hard when it is attached to you.






I'm assuming you're talking about cats, right...?

 

i cut myself once. zero fun.

 

was it the clit? because there will be NO SEX FOR A LONG TIME when you slit the clit.

 

I've knicked myself a few times. But I shave almost every day and have for the past...7 years now, so I really don't have as many issues with knicks and razor burn as I used to.

 

Oh my god, no! Why on earth would you get your razor that close to it? I don't know...I never have to get my razor that close to it.

 

I've never shaved my balls. I would imagine that is not too easy either.

 

dave was shaving it for me.

 

I used to shave one of my former gf's all the time. Go over it with my beard trimmer, soap it up and then use the razor.

I loved how my trimmer would smell for days after...

 

you should try shaving your own ass crack when your gut is the size of a bitch preggo with twins 5 weeks overdue

 

no way dude, ouch! seriously i winced when i read that.

 

Oh my god...I'm cringing right now just imagining that...horrible! I don't let anyone get near my hoodilly with blades of any sort. Fuck that. I'll shave my beaver my own damn self.

 

she uses a straight razr

 

I'd need to go on a diet first.

 

You have a cat attached to you?

 

Ahahaha, I was waiting to see if anyone replied to that! No...but I wish I did.

 

that's where the hotness is...

 

Fuzzy fadge

 

It's not that simple either. Nor the asscrack.