Egads, people descending on my house.. fun I'll have to lay in a stock of cider (proper organic stuff not that Strongbow crap)
White cider, oh no. All I'd need is some shitty dirtbar to go with it and it's an instant teen time machine....
alcohol that costs less than a quid per two litres is banned from the party... it'll be summer, let's get us some pimms! best summer tipple evar.
^Spoilsport. I'll have to make us some of my famous 'how many senses to YOU have left' cocktails. Good memories of summer days lazing about retching in fields are associated with them. Recipe: Get everything with alcohol levels above 15% Fill 2 Liter Bottle with acquired liquids Add ribena till drinkable.
i have some dignity. swigging from those blue bottles make me a little ashamed. hmsdyhl cocktails however (catchy.. looks like something that'd be used in a rape to me. forget chloroform and rohypnol, hmsdyhl is the fashionable way to get your dream girl!) sound like fun! messy, but fun. ...poor chris's house.
http://madandugly.drunkrhino.com/images/comics/rohypnolgas.jpg reminds me of this that does hehe. I'm a very chilled person whether under the influence or not. So no damage shall be caused by me don't you worry.
Damn, my rohypnol-based pulling techniques have been made obsolete. Have to check out this new drink....
hahaha.. oh god. yeah me too. i just laugh a lot. i was thinking of the possibilty of projectile vomiting.
Wewll since one can got me rather tipsy a few weeks ago, I think I'll just have a swig... yeah, I'm a lightweight...