sexual fantasies thread

haha understandable.

Anyone else have some lovely pornographic images to put in people's minds?

If not, I'll willingly share my worst ever sex experience!

 

Missionary position for exactly 1.5 minutes, then roll over and sleep for 8 hours.


mmmmmmmm

 

Me, three brunettes, and a jacuzzi. Alot of red wine, and slam slam slam.

 

find a milf....dress her up as a maid

she goes and cleans the house while i drink beer
and when shes done, she can give me a footbath and then...






for all her good work, i'll eat her out for many orgrasms and then fuck her hard all night long

 

I have a weird one that involves the other party dressed as hitler and throwing blue jello at my crotch.

 

hahahaha!!!
why blue?

 

i think it's an automatic for men, blew/blue...

 

no takers on mine huh?

 

i thought i was an automatic. we do that all the time.

 

Force Feeding...

Ties with my Fetish...

 

force feeding? i've never heard of that.

 

fitz if we can combine yours with boosh's then we're set
i honestly should have been a 50s housewife

 

Well Thankfully I am Not the Only One who is into it...

Never tried it...So I Would Say it is a Sexual Fantasy...

 

of course, you are an automatic :X

uhm...bump it up to 5 minutes in the missionary position and i'll be happy, then i can roll over and sleep

 

Im old and boring and honestly dont have any.......

 

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft...

Can Not be Not True...

:tongue:

 

You will find out

 

tying a girl to the hood of my car and f*@king her senseless and then driving out to the mountains with her still on the hood, and f*#king her again tied to an oak tree. And then we can wash off in the mountain stream, where I will f*&k her from behind whilst underwater.

 

ahhaa droop...just make sure its not too cold out haha

 

5 minutes?!? What are you? Some kind of machine?