sex...or weed

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by heeh2, Mar 7, 2006.

  1. revolution_time

    revolution_time Member

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    Wow, i thought this would be one of those no brainer questions. Why would you choose MJ over sex? Even Half-baked, the movie of stoners, says in the end that sex is WAY better then MJ. I mean, smoking is great.....but come on. To even ask the question is it better then sex? Lol, if you couldn't tell, I'd choose sex hands down, no questions asked.
     
  2. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    i have to say weed
     
  3. SirTokesAlot

    SirTokesAlot Lives

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    Well, if you've ever had sex you would know you would take that over weed any day. I can get weed any time, but usually my girl has to do the whole "in the mood" shit and that offer doesnt come along as much as I smoke weed, so... sex
     
  4. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    weed man
     
  5. SirTokesAlot

    SirTokesAlot Lives

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    /\ silly virgins
     
  6. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    yes i lost my virginity at the end of 8th grade

    you dont have to show your weed a movie
    you dont have to say nice things to weed
    you dont have to pay for dinner and a movie for weed
    you dont have to show weed the right moves for it to even kiss you
    you dont have to tell weed that you love her every day

    and weed lasts longer

    weed > sex
     
  7. SirTokesAlot

    SirTokesAlot Lives

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    ^^you do make some good points
     
  8. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    thank u for supporting my decision oz...


    also...weed doesnt have a period

    =]
     
  9. passittotheleft

    passittotheleft Senior Member

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    I'd have to say sex cuz having sex doesnt happen nearly as often as smoking for most of us.
     
  10. ausrotten911

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    Theres no alternative to real sex. Sure you can jack off but that does get old after a while without sex. Theres are hundreds of other drugs out there and nothing thats even close to sex. I choose sex.
     
  11. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    No it would have to be ... I cannot answer this question. There are so many variables.... is it the end of the world- then I'd choose to keep weed, is everyone gonna be here and be ok and all- then I couldnt give up sex, would I have to give up everything including masturbation - then I'd have to keep the sex... if you didn't mast. or have sex then you would become a tree ...... If no weed, would there be beer?,etc. I could go on.

    as if anyone is reading my damn opinion!

    fuck yous all
     
  12. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    iv read every opinion here several times...including yours...and this choice has no variables...no form of sex but ur hand...and of coarse their would be beer...

    pfft...no beer?...thats just crazy...no...its ludacris...its...its BLASPHEMY
     
  13. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    plus theres a higher risk of getting some disease or a baby...or premature ejaculation and she gets all mad and throws you out of her apartment butt naked
     
  14. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    or she gets pregnant and you gotta pay child support
     
  15. happyonehit420

    happyonehit420 Member

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    seeing as I'm celibate, definitely pot. I think even if I wasn't celibate I would choose pot...no need for any accidental kids...
     
  16. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    what does celibate mean?
     
  17. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    for a whole 15 minutes

    then you cant do it again for over an hour

    but by then you dont want to do it any more

    weed, can smoke it all day everyday and never wanna stop
     
  18. sguk

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    yep i agree with u there mate , i'd deffo go for sex , the intimate feeling 's much better than weed in my opinion :)
     
  19. happyonehit420

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    celibate is when you don't have sex, pretty much by choice. Some religions do the celibacy thing, like buddhist monks, but, I'm not religious at all.
     
  20. STON3R

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    I love weed, trust me, I love weed. But If i may quote thergood jenkins IT AINT AS GOOD AS PUSSY!
     

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