Sex Me!

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Sunburst, May 23, 2004.

  1. Sunburst

    Sunburst Fairy

    So how many of you out there have sex toys? I do! Hehe so fun:D

    I have a braaand new vibrator, a choke chain collar, a leash, a teddy/corset (not much a toy, but nonetheless fun!), padlock, blindfold, and 2 paddles. I used toi have a whip, but it was cheap and broke:p So I'll get a new one soon...

    Not too bad for a 15-year-old, huh? lol
  2. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    What are you going to say if your mom finds it??? :)

    I actually don't have any toys... My ex bf and I had handcuffs and everything, but he hasn't given me all tha stuff back yet. I don't guess I'll be needing it for a while, though....but I bought most of it and I don't want him to use it on some other bitch!!
  3. WayfaringStranger

    WayfaringStranger Corporate Slave #34

    hmmmm whats the age of consent in canada?;) naw i was never big on toys. i made a hemp whip once. and whenever i want to tie a girl up i like to use her dad's neckties. somethin about that just turns me on.
  4. More so scary than "not too bad".
  5. VanAstral

    VanAstral Member

    alright, lock this one up....

    people go to jail for reading this, man.
  6. VanAstral

    VanAstral Member

    ferkrisakes... now that I've replied to this I think the feds are on to me....
  7. TheGnome

    TheGnome Member

    Im a man; I don't need toys.
  8. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

    *scared by sunburst and runs away* I just got done having a convo like this lol
  9. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

    No, i dont have any sex toys, my penis does just fine:pBLAHAHAHA no not really, sounds like fun, count me in
  10. Orsino

    Orsino Member

    Whos.... what a unique and oddly looking nose.
  11. thepixies

    thepixies Member

    who needs sex toys when i have a cat

    that came out wrong
  12. Sunburst, are you a dominatrix or something? A 15 year old dominatrix. Holy shit that is a scary thought.
  13. Marlyn

    Marlyn Member

    man when i think about it. we are such sluts.
  14. Sage-Phoenix

    Sage-Phoenix Imagine

    Wow Sunburst, I'm impressed how the heck did you get all that stuff?

    I don't have any sex toys (never really felt the urge) but did go to an Ann Summer's party once (think tupperware party with dildos!) with my mother and her friends. God that was disturbing.


  15. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

    HAHA! oh god, that does sound disturbing:p
  16. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

    Jesus Fucking Christ, Sunburst! Yer only 15 and ya got all that?!?!? Damn!
  17. Caitlin

    Caitlin Member

    hmm I just have a bondage coller :)
  18. That's kind of nasty for a 15 year old. Especially since you can't get into a sex shop when your under 18, at least that's what it is in the US. I'm sure canada's laws are much more leniant. I'm planning on getting a vibrator in a few months, but all the rest is rather unecessary at this point since I don't have anyone to have fun with. I know what I'll do...I'll become a goodie-two-shoes animal-rights freak who likes to preach about happy getting drunk with her friends! Then I'll be sure to get a guy!!!
  19. VanAstral

    VanAstral Member

    You don't need to be an animal rights freak.... stay positive
  20. What do you even do with all that? Reading that just sort of made me feel dirty and gross.

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