sex is boring

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Professor Jumbo, May 21, 2004.

  1. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

    Yeah, sex is boring, boring and messy. Not that it is positively unpleasant, it is not repulsive or nasty, just ultra boring.
  2. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    "sex is boring sidney, boring boring boring." -from the movie sid and nancy :)

    lol your post made me wanna watch that movie
  3. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

    sex is boring?!?!?! wtf no its not i mastrubate every day and have fun every time if i had a dollar for everytime i mastrubated i would be a fuking trillionare
  4. Buy a Karma Sutra book to make things un~boring !

  5. lanalou

    lanalou Member

    LMAO - i can totally identify there pal!!
  6. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

    hell yes powe to those who have sex....with themselves!!!!!!
  7. brownie

    brownie Member

    maybe you're just having sex with the wrong people.
  8. HA yeah! I heard it in my head the way Sid and Johnny say it in the Movie..
  9. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

    I'm gonna have to disagree.

    I've had repulsive sex before, but never boring.
  10. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

    What is this "sid and Nancy" or "Sid and Johnny" or whatever it is called movie about? Also, I'm goingto have to see it now, would they have it at a blockbuster or is it a better movie than that?
  11. Spuff

    Spuff Where's my ciggies?

    I will disagree but as of yet, I can't speak from experience!! (See my 'Still a virgin' post) I can only assume it's the opposite of boring because I have experienced a lot excluding full sex and that is pretty damn good.
  12. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    try something kinky.
    But yeah it is messy. I am holding out on it untill I am done with graduate school. two months and I don't miss having it one bit.
  13. SweetSoul

    SweetSoul Member

    What? Sex is FUN...VERY VERY Pleasant for me anyways...and worth the mess....its easy to clean up so it dont bother me any...and its far from boring...i think you have just had bad partners
  14. makno

    makno Senior Member

    you gotta be nuts !....borring never . and only distastefull if you are doing it with someone you have anger or bad feelings for! thats usualy refered to as matrimony.
  15. I agree with the person who said you're having it with the wrong people.

    Looks like it's time for you to grab someone else, and get your love on.

    Maybe you've just had sex with the same person for so long, it has become boring. Maybe you should try something different before you go switchin' partna's
  16. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't know *Sid and Nancy*??
    Johnny= Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols)
    you lose major cool points!

    It's about Sid Vicious (please, tell me you know sid vicious) and his obsession Nancy Spungen. Their life. The Sex Pistols.
    It's not a blockbuster movie. It's so ABOVE a shitty blockbuster. It's a banned...rarely found movie.

    And back to your sex thingy....
    You definately need to buy some toys or books or something....You're just not having sex right if it's boring.
  17. makno

    makno Senior Member

    god bless the queen
  18. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

    Yes, I have heard of the Sex Pistols, Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen and Johhny Rotten, you doodie head. Problem is, someone said that the movie was "Sid and Nancy" someone else said it was "Sid and Johnny". I did not immediatley make the connection. The name could easily have been a conicidence. For example, it would be stupid to assume that the movie "Milo and Otis" is about Miles Davis and Otis Redding. Now that I think about it, a movie about Miles Davis and Otis Redding would be pretty awsome.
  19. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

    I see I've wasted my time. You really ARE an idiot.
  20. well i ment that Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten were saying how sex was boring in the movie Sid&Nancy

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