Sex is a waste of time and energy

Get out my goddamn thread! stop ruining my gay butt sex!

 

Where was i? oh yeaa, ima cum bitch!

 

Oh yes, cum in my ass daddy!

 

Yea, you like that dont you bitch lick this shit off my dick!

 

It tastes good! Yummy, shit and cum!

 

who ever posted this thread is an idiot b/c sex is great. Obviously he never got laid or he just can't have good sex b/c he sucks at it . LOL

 

Now go make me a sammich, 'fo i kick yo' bitch ass!

 

Yes sir! How would you like you're sammich daddy?

 

Bitch, you know how i like my sammich! now get to it "fo i pimp slap you ass back to dat crack house you was born in!

 

Hers your sammich!

 

Bitch, you know dis aint how i like my sammich! ima bout put dat shotgun square up yo ass, and pull the trigga!

 

AWWW, I LOVE YOU TOO!

 

What, is you crazy beotch? i outta! *smack* make me another sammich!

 

Ise make you another sammich daddy

 

You damn strait you make me another sammich! Wit crack, and pickles! get it right bitch!

 

Here you other sammich daddy

 

It's about time! and why you keep callin me daddy? i aint yo daddy bitch!

 

You told me to call you daddy, daddy

 

No i didnt bitch!

 

But you did!