Used to live in the Okanagan BC, Canada. Beautiful hot summers and not alot of bugs. Have done outdoor stuff often on bluffs, by a beach, in the bushes, etc...
I've had sex outdoors twice. The first time was with my ex. We had broken up and this was make up sex. The second time was on a beach late one night. We had sex twice that day already and this time she was the one to insist on it. She got on top of me and came really quickly this time.
I couldn't remember anytime that I did it in the wild with my wife, or my ex-wife exactly. I did it in my '70 t-bird at a rest stop on a highway way out in the New Mexican prairies with my first wife if that counts. But I had a girlfriend by the name of Teresa, and man we had some good times. She looked just like Brigitte Bardot to me. We often got high on mushrooms and had sex. One time we were at a music festival up in the mountains of Colorado. I don't remember exactly where but I believe it was at a small high alpine town called, Empire. It is fairly high up, and surrounded by steep mountains that quickly reach timberline. She bought me a tie-day bandana, which I still have and wear to this day. Then we went up into the forest behind the stage climbing up the mountain. As all of us who grew up in the 60's and 70's probably know, there were several bands that made several songs, all of which had the same theme and kind of sounded the same----the one I can think of off the top of my head is Bad Company's 'I Just Want to Make Love to You.' Or was that the Foghat version...? I don't remember what band was playing, but I do remember that it was one of those songs, and that while they were singing about making love, we were up in that forest---I'm pretty sure we were out of sight from the festival below, but we were fairly high, making out, stripping down, and making love right there in the forest.
Years ago it flooded and we crossed a flooded bridge. We were newly weds and had sex on our own secluded area. There was a turtle watching us. Haha. We also had sex in the beach. We tried in the ocean. I just couldn't cum with the lube cleaned off. We found a little cove and I laid on a towel. She pulled her bikini aside and I went in. Little crabs were curious. Had to shew a few away. Soon after we came, a couple walked by. I don't think they knew. We cleaned off in the ocean
We were vacationing in a condo in Ocean City, MD, and this one night, I dunno, I was restless or something so I got. up, left my wife and poly wife in bed snoring their asses off, slipped on my shorts, stuck my feet in my Tevas, and took the elevator down to the ground and beach level of the condo. I was just... sitting there, somewhat mesmerized by the sound of the ocean when I heard a female voice ask, "Do you have a light?" I turned and looked behind me and there's this... late 20-something/early 30-something woman standing there with an unlit cigarette in her hand. I stood up and felt my pockets and, sure enough, I had my lighter in my pocket. I lit her cigarette for her and went to sit back down to contemplate my navel when she asked, "Have you ever had sex on the beach?" I turned and said, "Yeah, it's a little too sweet of a drink for me but, yeah, I've had one." "I wasn't talking about the drink," she said, undoing the tie that was holding her wrap together and letting it fall to the sand. My dick got hard so fast that I got dizzy. She came over to me, kissed me and said, "I like sex on the beach and I think you're going to like it, too..." Oh, I most certainly did. It's like after midnight and, really, no one is supposed to be on the beach and after giving each other head, she's riding me like she wants to put me away wet and in the corner of my mind, I'm trying to keep an eye out for OCPD's beach patrol. They never came.. but I did. I told her, "I gotta cum..." and she said, "Then give it to me..." and I gave it to her. She rolled off of me, I was still somewhat erect so I got her on her knees and went back in her and fucked her until I could cum again. We got our shit together and she kissed me and said, "I told you that you'd love sex on the beach..." and headed off the beach. I head back a few minutes later and hit the shower to get the sand off of me and out of places that were starting to get irritated, dried off, climbed back in my spot between my wife and poly wife and went to sleep. The sun's up and we're done with breakfast and leaving the condo to go play miniature golf and with the family talking about how they're going to dethrone the four-time reigning champ - me - when the elevator stops at a floor; I looked up and... in comes the woman I had sex on the beach with hours ago! I didn't quite have an "Oh, shit!" moment with my ladies with me but the woman just smiled, said good morning to everyone, gave me a wink and didn't say anything else. I did meet her on the beach again before she left; she told me that I wasn't bad for an old guy...