So me and my girlfriend want to have some fun at a movie cinema anyone got any pointers? Should we go real late or real early? Any advice would be greatly appreciated
I sucked on and fondled my girlfriend's tits in a cinema. We didn't actually fuck though although I wanted to fuck her hard there.
i suggest you do it somewhere else...cinemas are public places with families and children....and the criminal charges will reflect that
Go early so you can get seats in the back. Its really easy to have sex, just dont be too loud and youll be set! Its very fun, you can do a lot of positions at all but its just a rush doing it in public.
We do where I live! Maybe some of the smaller town cinemas, something not run by any of the mainstream 'big name' theater companies you know? Where there's a will, there's a way...
go to a shitty boring movie sit far away from everyone and ask for a blowjob. get popcorn and make sure you walk in high already.
I went in a relatively big city, no one else was in the theater though. It was a good movie but not marketed well or maybe there were just much bigger movies at the time. It was night time, maybe a weekday though, I don't really remember. Again, no one was there, never saw any employees either. We didn't have full on sex though. We brought our own food and maybe even beer(hard to remember now). I wouldn't do anything with other people in the room.
i didnt go through any of the post in this thread so someone might have mentioned it but just try the old "popcorn trick" basically you cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and put your dick through it and ask her if she wants any popcorn and when she reaches in there....
Check movie times. Often, there is no late showing of old movies. But you want a movie everyone has already seen, and you want a fairly late showing on a weeknight. Don't see the the movie shoing in he theater open latest. At least one other movie should end after yours. (Sometimes emoloyees gang up on the last theater to clean it faster and get home). Sit near the back, but not in the last row. The seats in the last row do not recline, so there is less chair motion. Also, squirming about is extra suspicious in the back row. You want to be in a place where you are out of the glow from aisle lights, and emergency exit lights. You also don't want to be someplace where it is even remotely possible to be in the glow of, or (worse) be able to accidentally interrupt the projector light. You want to be behind all others in the theater, without sitting in the last row. Of all priorities, that one is highest, even if it means sitting in the last row. Pay some attention to the movie. If there is sex or action on screen, no one will see you. If the scene is noisy, you might be able to risk a moan in your lover's ear. But also pay attention to your surroundings. Your theater should be empty, but if others are there, is anyone doing something that might cause an employee to come by? Can you see all the entrances? Keep an eye out for anyone coming in. Oral sex is easier to get away with as long as the partners don't move too suddenly or too dynamically. The one time I got caught, I was giving a hand job which was going fine until he started moving his hips and breathing hard. I played it off by giving him my soda, pretending to give him a pill, and putting ice into my handkerchief, and applying that to his face. The whole cover-up was very closely observed by a fat guy in a red sweater who I am positive was about to go get an usher before he believed my companion was ha ing some kind of medical problem. And I'm not sure he believed, or if he just gave us the benefit of the doubt. Very close call. Seriously, don't get caught. If you get caught by another patron, but they don't leave, stop what you are doing, but don't leave unless you want to. When you do leave, leave before that patron, preferably blending into a crowd (which is what we did). If you are caught by an employee, deny the accusations. Even if you are caught with a dick in your mouth, admit nothing. Stop immediately. Leave. Do not permit them to detain you, even for a minute. Get the fuck out. Leave the building, leave the neighborhood. Do not go back, do not forget any possessions. I've only been caught in a theater once, as I said, but as a teen I was caught (or nearly caught) in lots of other places, and some of this I learned from that. People always pretend to have more authority than they have. Ignore their bullshit and just leave. Quickly. This is not something you want to be caught doing. There are serious, lasting consequences for getting busted by cops for this behavior. Oh. And don't do it if there's kids around. Seriously. That's fucked up.
