Sex and noise

I usually keep as quiet as a ninja. But when the two bodies are smacking into each other in the doggie position, I often can’t avoid laughing. Women find that irritating, but I don’t take things too seriously anyway, and on this occasion I always think: “Really funny that we male mammals have nothing more important to do than mounting a beautiful animal! Not to forget those who do not attach great importance to beauty.” If you have dogs, you know that they try to mount you on occasion, but they remain very serious in the process. Humans, by contrast, have this special ability of enjoying their own animal behaviour while simultaneously distancing themselves mentally from their actions by placing them in the overall context of their lives, and life in general. “For all love, however ethereally it may bear itself, is rooted in the sexual impulse alone, nay, it absolutely is only a more definitely determined, specialised, and indeed in the strictest sense individualised sexual impulse,” writes Arthur Schopenhauer.

 

I've always known women to be very vocal during sex, screaming things like, What are you doing?! or, Who are you?! I think they are so stunned by my technique that this is what comes out of their mouths.

They almost always ask, How did you get into my room? or How did you get into my bed?

At work they would yell, I'm reporting you to HR.



OK---I'M JOKING!

There was a joke about vocalizations but I can't remember it off hand.

The only one that comes to mind is:

There are two nuns walking down the street when one nun says to the other, I got raped in the park yesterday by a Florida Man.
The other nun responds, Oh no! But how do you know it was a Florida Man?
The first nun replies, Because I had to help him.

 

My wife is pretty vocal during sex. I'm not as vocal. She always declares her love to me as she orgasms. If we've been fighting and she is angry, her declaration of love starts with a "Goddamn you, but..." I sure love to hear it. I love her voice anyway, but he bedroom voice is very nice.

Many years ago I met this Turkish girl who was spending 3 months in Japan studying. She had a fiance back in Turkey who was also away in the military. They were going to get married when she got back. She claimed that they had made an agreement that they could each have sex while they were away (I have had numerous Turkish men tell me that her fiance would never give her permission to do that, but, that's what she said). Her three months were almost up, and she had finished her classes. But she had not had the opportunity for sex. Partly because the youth hostel she was staying at did not offer much privacy.

So we went on a date after which I took her to a Love Hotel. There were the usual moans and what not, and then I suggested she get on top. After a little while she asked "Is that you?" and then a moment later she started moaning loudly.

Afterwards I asked, Why did you ask if that was me? She explained that her fiance was the only lover she ever had, and while he has brought her to orgasm with his hands she had never had an orgasm during intercourse. At first she wasn't sure what was happening. We spent the next two days meeting and going to Love Hotels before she went home.



I remember another joke, but not the one I thought of originally:

'I broke up with my girlfriend,' Joey tells his friend.
'Why did you do that?'
'Because she was too loud during sex.' Joey answered.
'What?! What kind of reason is that?'
'Because I could hear her from clear across the street!'

 

Ha! Ha!

 

As I said, my wife has what I find to be a sexy voice, except when she gets angry, then it is the voice of the death maul, not a piercing banshee so much, but an evil she-devil that will rip you apart---but that's another story. She is Filipina, and I find that there are many Filipinas with nice sexy voices. She is very beautiful and she has 3 beautiful sisters. They all have their own unique sexy voices.

One time in Japan, we took a trip to a hot spring and spa and stayed in a ryoukan---a traditional Japanese inn. Her sister and her husband-to-be went with us. We stayed in two rooms that were connected but were separated by a fusuma--these sliding walls that seem thick but are actually fairly flimsy. You could compare them with cardboard, though they are somewhat stronger than that.

That night, my wife and I were snuggled into our futon, kissing and fooling around, when suddenly we heard her sister moan from the next room. My wife whispered, "they're doing it." and quietly giggled. We laid there and listened to them for a bit. I suspect they did not know how thin the walls were. We didn't hear him. But we certainly heard her. About the time she climaxed, or what I assume was her climax, my wife had me enter her, and she tried to keep her moans to a minimum. A short time later we heard her sister moan "Cum in me. Cum in me." and then the last of her moans as we assume that he did what she asked.

The next night, our last night there, they provided us with a repeat performance. We quietly made love to the sounds from the next room. Several hours later, I was awoken by further moans from her sister in the next room. I tried to wake my wife, but she was fast asleep. She moaned, she told him what she wanted (suck my nipples, bite it...), she cried out, she told him she loved him, There were some final moans, and after a little silence, she told him to get a tissue, because his babies were leaking out.

My wife hates condoms, and never once, in the time I have known her, has she allowed one. Apparently her sister is the same way. Pills were hard to come by in Japan at that time. They were generally only prescribed for specific medical needs because the Japanese doctors were afraid of side effects. We knew a Russian doctor in Roppongi who supplied them to foreigners living in Japan. I believe all her sisters went to him too.

 

Our noisiest time was on our honeymoon. We stayed in an old cottage one night and the leg of the bed broke through the rotten floor and the ceiling of the room below. Due to the leaking roof, we also had raincoats on the bed. The cottage was on the west coast of Ireland, where it rains 364 days a year. We slept in the car the following night
Although it was about 50 years ago, we still laugh about those nights today.

 

That happened to me one night, about 5 years after we were married. It happened after I woke her up because she was sitting up in bed flailing her arms around like a windmill. Less than a minute later, she was sound asleep again.
The following morning, she had no recollection of any of it, but said that she had been having bad dreams.

 

I like women to be vocal before I have fucked them. I dated a lovely Indian girl who was full of compliments

 

I love when someone is vocal during sex

 

I am definitely a moaner. I can’t help but let it out when it feels good, besides I think it makes a man feel good inside when I moan loudly, like he is really satisfying me.

 

It definitely boosts a man’s confidence in his sexual abilities if he knows she is enjoying it

 

I was sometimes very loud when I was a teenager, then only with one or two partners.
But doing it and listening to it is also exciting!

 

Did I already say that I love it when a girl is noisy during sex?

The one exception is the typical Japanese girls in porn videos. Has anyone been with a girl that sounds like that? I've seen Japanese comedy shows that make fun of it---one show had a news anouncement about women feeling pain in some situation---I forget, maybe it was at the dentist. The comedy news show said that scientists say women are more sensitive to pain in these situations and then showed clips of women making noise in these pornos. All the scenes were above the chest, but it was obvious what was happening by the girls movements and so forth. The lady news announcer (the man anounced the story and his cohost was a women) commented afterwards, "Boy, some of those women looked like they were in a lot of pain."

I have never heard an Asian girl sound like that. And I've heard plenty of Asian girls, including cases where they were having sex with someone else. When I was in a homestay as a student in Japan, a relative of the homestay mother came to visit, a husband and wife, and apparently they were trying to get pregnant. I had the top room and they stayed in the same room, which we divided by putting up a fusuma--sliding cardboard walls in a wooden frame. Not so early in the morning I heard them on the other side, and thought, 'Oh they are up, I guess I will go use the bathroom and get up. But then I heard her trying to quietly breath heavily and thought, maybe I better wait. A little while later I heard her somewhat muffled moans and then it got quiet. The second semester was at a house for foreign students on campus, and you could certainly often hear when someone had a lover in their room as the walls and doors were thin. And then of course there was the love hotel I mentioned that my wife and I went to in the Philippines where the walls between the rooms did not reach the ceilings and you could easily hear the people in the other rooms. There were different kinds of moans and sounds as we stayed there for quite a few hours having sex several times and listening to other anonymous couples in between.

There was one incident that I quieted my first wife (Japanese) down. I don't think I mentioned that story yet. She had a fantasy of having sex in a car. It went back to when she was about 15 or 16 and was dating a college student. They would go for drives out into the country side at night, find a place to park and then make out with a lot of petting. He was also a virgin so after a few of these petting sessions she was ready to let him go further and take her virginity. they stripped down in his back seat and he got on top, but somehow, according to her, he couldn't find her hole, he just fumbled around with his dick trying to get it in. Then there was a knock on the window, and a cop told them they can't be there. She told me this story numerous times when I would ask about her previous experiences, and she tried to pretend that I took her virginity for quite a few years. (She timed our first time with her period and I wasn't fooled but didn't push it.) Later she finally told me that the next week they got a room in a Love Hotel, and they sat in the bath together (A Japanese bath where you can sit upright and be submerged to your neck) where they petted and this time he was able to get his dick inside her, where he stroked it a few times, almost came, and then they got out, moved to the bed where he put on a condom and they had sex. Apparently every weekend while they were together they would go to a love hotel. When they broke up, his friend invited her to his apartment and he talked to her about not having a relationship but having sex, like she had been having with his friend. She described this as being his bed bunny, as that is how the two of them referred to it. So weekly, or more they would get together at his apartment and she was his bed bunny. This lasted till about the time she met me. (When she first told me this story, it suddenly made sense why the first few times we dated, she said she didn't want to be just my bed bunny, and another time she asked me if I was just going to make her my bed bunny, etc.)

Anyway, I suspected that she had a thing for sex in cars. At first we had sex at the dorm for foreigners I mentioned earlier, then later a friend and I rented a townhouse, and that is where we always did it. But she had a Toyota and she taught English on Thursday nights at a cram school, and I would go with her in her car and would walk around the Shinsaibashi shopping district while she worked, and then wait in her car for the last 15 minutes to half an hour. One night she came back after teaching and without a word, got into the back seat, and took her jeans off. She then put her legs up on the back of the front seat and told me to come back. I jumped at the chance, but pointed out we didn't have a condom which we always did it with unless she was on her period. She said just put it in. I can still remember the sensation and the angle in that tight spot. It was probably one of the best times I had with her and she was more vocal and excited than normal. She came quickly and I pulled out and came all over her crotch and pussy. A few weeks later she did the same thing and after she took her pants off, told me to look in the glove compartment and there was a condom, so we repeated it again. Her job there was almost over and we were going to head to the States so we didn't have a chance repeat it there. But it was on a dark backstreet near a major shopping area, so there were people that would walk by from time to time.

In the States I had a 1970 Ford Thunderbird. And she knew that I had made love to women in that car a number of times. She also knew, in college before going to Japan, I had let a female friend who did not have a car, use the back seat several times, and one time I was drinking with a friend and he insisted we interrupt her. He said, she'll just think we are drunk. He talked me into it, and we were too drunk to be driving actually, but we got to the car, it was rocking, and we opened the door and sat in the front seat, interrupting them. He got up and left, she got dressed and apologized, and I insisted it was ok, and apologized (I already knew what she was doing, duh) and then she left. In fact there was a stain on the front seat of that car left by a wet spot from unprotected sex with my girlfriend before I went to Japan, and my wife knew it was there and what it was.

She would ask about how I did it in the car from time to time. I put it all together and decided that she had a thing about sex in a car. So one night we were driving out into the countryside. I stopped at a gas station, went into the bathroom and put on a condom. We drove a little further down the highway and I pulled into an empty rest spot or trailhead. I then unbuckled my jeans and she immediately saw my cock standing up with a condom. She got very excited and wanted to do it in the front seat like I had done with the previous girlfriend and as soon as I entered her she was so loud. In fact she was so loud the whole time that I kept thinking that one of the cars passing on the highway would hear her and when approaching lights I'd try to hush her. Later we did it again in the back seat. And she was still loud.

My second wife would tell me she would never do it in a car. She would never do it with a condom so that would have never been a problem. In the end she has done it in a car or a truck, but not with me. Im certainly happy to have her in the bed though and she is vocal.

 

I've been told I grunt and sigh and moan a little but not loudly. One of my friends is very quiet. Her face says it all but not her voice. Another likes to say "bananas" as she climaxes and she says it a few times fairly loud. I laughed the first time. I was finishing her orally and she yelled that out. It made me stop and she shoved my head back between her legs and a minute or so later she said it again. After, she told me that she had worked hard to stop swearing when she was having good sex because she had kids in the next room and she often "swore" using that word in front of them. I still get a kick out of that and she still says "do you want to make me say bananas?"

 

Love it! BANANAS is good!

 

Been there and loved it.

 

I'm sensual. I want to hear and make noise.

 

Noise is great providing it is genuine

 

Noise isn’t a big deal for me. Dirty talk is fun, and I’ll not lie, I kinda like it if fam or someone we know is on the other side of the wall, but otherwise I don’t really get off on the noise.

 

We can get quite noisy at times.... moans, grunts, squeels, screams and dirty talk.
Funny story... One morning, a couple of months ago, we were having a particularly vigorous and noisy session in bed that went on for quite a while. All great, and an extremely satisfying encounter in what we thought was an empty house.
Unbeknown to us our 21 year old son had let himself in during the night to sleep in the spare room (as he sometimes does if he's worked late, rather than drive home tired) . We heard a noise so I went to investigate and I bumped into him trying to sneak out the front door. I said good morning to him but he just looked at me and disgustedly said "don't dad, just don't".... Realising that he'd heard us going at it I just lost it and cracked up laughing. He didn't come around again for about a week and hasn't snuck in again since