Sex after marriage?

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by FeelinGroovy, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

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    If he's a schizphrenic, than I must be too. :cool:

    That's why G-d already talked to me, and when I obayed Him I was always successful.

    schizphrenics must be very successful then...:D
     
  2. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    If you are a fucking moron. Drugs are part of God. God makes you feel different by placing food in you. God makes you feel different by feeding you images and words. God does a lot of stuff. If you look at it through eyes without faith, as you do, you won't like it when God gives you drugs.
    In your limited experience. You know what though? It is only your dark side being brought to light by God. Your antichrist's attitude towards the gifts of God.
    You beliefs about drugs are anti-Bibilical. You should have faith in God and not worry about what God feeds you so much.
    And you're afraid of fuckin clowns? Sheesh...
     
  3. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Hey Fuzzy, God talks to me too. Usually says hot stuff (sexy) or funny stuff ("scary" or "gross"). God is like, so immature...
     
  4. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Yeah. You do to you slut.
    It's not dirty, but I stare at God when I am hanging out in airports catching my next flight. God whispers stuff like "Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck" in rhythm, "Sex", or "Sexy" while looking all hot (bleeding through the carpet and stuff). Sometimes God says "It's me" in a sweet super hot girlish voice, or brings some people to sit near me who talk about stuff that I am thinking and time their conversation with my thoughts. Usually God teases me when God does that though....

    Roflmao!! OMFG... Damn, if that doesn't conjure the nastiest picture in me.
     
  5. HuckFinn

    HuckFinn Senior Member

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    I think that crap on your chin must be a residual from your chronic diarrhea of the mouth.
     
  6. FeelinGroovy

    FeelinGroovy opposable thumb

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    One thing is for sure, regardless of what kind of drug you are one, you guys sure can't focus on the one topic at hand!!!


    I thought this thread was about premarital sex!

    Nice trousers, Burbot!!!
     
  7. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Who you calling a drug, buddy?
    There was, what? Huh? Why Belvedere, where is the spinach mushroom casserole?

    and then he says:
    Apparently it is.... :p
     
  8. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Possibly someone has a little problem with premature ejaculation?
     
  9. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    ya gotta admint tho'....those really are stunning trousers....
     
  10. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Certainly, very sexy. Makes me want to put on a pair right now, but I prefer to be naked while I talk about God.
     
  11. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    polyester bellbottoms :rolleyes:
     
  12. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Nope, I'm allergic to pussies, I mean cats.
     
  13. campbell34

    campbell34 Banned

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    A God of truth, is a God of facts. Some people let chemicals do their thinking.
    It's sad in you case, because I have yet to hear you come up with one detailed responce to one of my points. But what should I expect from one, who is grass oriented.
     
  14. campbell34

    campbell34 Banned

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    1. The God of the Bible stated that He destroyed the Egyptian army that tried to kill of the Children of Israel in the Red Sea. Researchers have now discovered the spot where that happened.

    2. The God of the Bible said that He desended on Mount Sinia like a furnace. Researchers have now discovered the granit mountain with the burnt top. They have also found all 12 land marks around the mountain which are described in scripture. Including the stone man made altar where the Goden calf was worshipped.

    3. The God of the Bible said the Jews will return to Israel, they will take southern Israel first, they will take Jerusalem second, and He said, this would all happen in the latter years.

    4. God said Jerusalems East Gate would have an addition built on to it. And that addition would be sealed up. And no man would be allowed to enter the Gate. And all attempts to break through it will end in failure. And the only person who will ever walk through it will be the Prince to come, Jesus Christ.

    This is how God is factual. His Words and His prophecies are true.
     
  15. campbell34

    campbell34 Banned

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    If all the Bible was is religious conjecture, why are they finding historical evidence which supports scripture? Just another question for you to ignore.
     
  16. campbell34

    campbell34 Banned

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    God did not create drugs for us to get high on. Just as He warns not to drink to much wine, because it is a mocker.
     
  17. campbell34

    campbell34 Banned

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    The East Gate prophecy will be found in Ezekiel 44:1-3. And I could care less about Fallwell and Robertson. If you have a biblical passage that no Christian can explain, give me Book, chapter, and verse.
     
  18. campbell34

    campbell34 Banned

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    I'm tired at looking at other peoples threads, if you want a answer, you ask the question.
     
  19. campbell34

    campbell34 Banned

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    Answer to what? Why don't you ask the question when you reply. Now when you reply next time, instead of wasting everyones time, just ask the question.
     
  20. Art Delfo

    Art Delfo It is dark

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    It all the laws about love,sex,dating that make being a Christain hard but you got to follow them if you want God to be happy with you.
     
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