Seven word story ...again (game)

play loadsa a pool and poker games

 

while waiting for the bartender to shout

 

at them, he was a bitter man

 

but it was last call so he

 

started braiding his wife's armpit hairs and

 

Got up and left but not before

 

he finished braiding and secured them with

 

dental floss that was waxed and green

 

before stripping off his thong to reveal

 

set of gluteus maximus made to hold

 

Poop I ever saw. I kissed each

 

hair and then decided to have some

 

buttered toenail fungus on rye toast before

 

going to bed and having a nightmare

 

and waking the next day refreshed and

 

ready to dive head first into a

 

Productive work day, but instead ended up

 

on the phone with the census people

 

asking me did i count myself in

 

Of course I hadnt and things became