Seven Dirty Words

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Barry Mandelay, Sep 18, 2019.

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Favorite Dirty Word

  1. Shit

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. Piss

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Fuck

    4 vote(s)
    57.1%
  4. ****

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
  5. Motherfucker

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Cocksucker

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Tits

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Other

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Barry Mandelay

    Barry Mandelay Members

    "The seven dirty words are seven English-language words that American comedian George Carlin first listed in 1972 in his monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television". The words are: shit, piss, fuck, ****, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits." Quoted from Wikipedia.

    Which one is your favorite? Feel free to expand if you have another that is not listed.
     
  2. Barry Mandelay

    Barry Mandelay Members

    I voted for the word fuck. It can be used so many different ways and tones to mean many different things. Such as:
    • Not caring:
      • Fuck this
      • Fuck that
      • I don't give a fuck
      • Who the fuck cares
      • So fucking what
    • Questioning:
      • What the fuck
      • What the fuck are you saying or doing
      • Why the fuck is ......
      • Where in the fuck is .......
      • How in the fuck ......
      • How can you fucking .....
      • When did you fucking .....
    • Asking:
      • Please tell me what the fuck ....
      • When the fuck were or are you .....
      • Can you tell me where or what the fuck
      • How the fuck did you .....
    • Agreeing:
      • Fucking A
      • You're fucking right
      • You fucking got it
    • Emotionally:
      • Oh fuck
      • Oh my fucking
      • Fuck me
      • Fuck me harder
      • Don't fucking do that
      • Get the fuck outta here
     
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  3. 29atHeart

    29atHeart Members

    Same here. Fuck is such a great word.

    Stump your toe? Ow! Fuck!
    Confused? What the fuck?
    Celebrating? Fuck Yeah!
    Surprised? Holy Fuck!
    Nervous? Oh fuuuuuck
    Startled? FUCK!

    But my favorite?
    Passionate? oh Oh Oh OH Fuck! Yes! Oh Fuck yes! Fuck fuck fuck YES!
     
  4. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

    Why is there no "Other" choice in the poll? Those are NOT the only seven dirty words in the English language. Personally, my #1 go-to when I'm angry is "sonofabitch!" (all one word.)
     
  5. Barry Mandelay

    Barry Mandelay Members

    As it was explained in the first post the poll is based on the humor of the late comedian George Carlin's monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television". I added the choice "Other". Thank you for your input.
     
  6. A wife once said to her husband, while they were getting hot and heavy..."I want you to whisper dirty things into my ear". The husband said..."Ok....the dishes, the bathroom and my laundry".
     
  7. Barry Mandelay

    Barry Mandelay Members

    Wow! I had forgotten this thread. Seems it got censored for the middle word that begins with a "C". I wonder if it can be "un" done with the "t" put back on the end? I feel a little like George who was arrested in Wisconsin USA after he did the bit on stage. That was over 40 years ago.
     
  8. LowHangers

    LowHangers Members

    Fuck is by far my most used word...so many uses for so many things.
     
  9. JudithJ1337

    JudithJ1337 Members

    BULLSHIT!!! Is my favorite.

    It's bullshit it isn't on this list.
     
  10. Twogigahz

    Twogigahz Members

    Fuck is a very flexible word, appropriate for many a situation.

    Good: Oh Fuck!

    Bad: Oh, fuck...

    Wow: FUCK!!!

    Mean: Fuck You!

    Pity: Oh fuck me.

    Horny: Fuck me?

    Satisfaction: Ohhhh fuuuuuuuck

    Agreement: Fuck yeah!

    Disagreement: Fuck no.

    Tired: Fuck this.

    Excited: Fuck, let's go

    Curious: What the fuck?

    Astonished: WHAT THE FUCK!!

    Exasperated: Oh fuck this
     
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  11. Barry Mandelay

    Barry Mandelay Members

    Only half of it is on George Carlin's 7 dirty words you can't say on TV.
     
  12. JudithJ1337

    JudithJ1337 Members

    I am aware, it's just sad it's not 8 words, or maybe it's lumped in there with it.
     

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