Seriously

Would you like a fucking cookie?

 

is the fucking included?

 

Not really. I have cold spaghetti and mashed potatos. They are delicious.

 

Maybe.

 

what kind of fucking cookie is it?

 

Any fucking kind you want it to be.

 

if it's chocolate chip yes

 

white chocolate

 

look at that ....you offer a free cookie and all the females come running

 

yes i would like a fucking cookie. actually I would like two no wait ill be greedy ill take three fucking cookies.

 

hell ya cookies get all the bitches, they're even better than walking a puppy

 

I'm not much of a cookie person, so nope. I guess I really don't snack in general

 

dam ....now i know why i keep getting attacked after coming out of the cookie shop.....those women are animals

 

I'll take a cigarette with you over a cookie anyday

 

only if its peanut butter

 

well if i get any kind i want then i want a peanutbutter, oatmeal chocolate chip cookie please.

 

hehe i really read this as a "fucking cookie".. i was thinking of american pie, and his "fucking apple pie"...


i wanted to see a picture of a cookie with a hole in it!


hehe, and i love cookies, so i'll mos def take one!!