Serious Advice. Please Add Yours.

If your neck swells to six times its original size, please consult your family doctor.

Never let an anteater stick his head in your pants.

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Don't eat the yellow snow

If it ain't broke don't fix it

Don't use a metal knife to retrieve your toast from the toaster

 

Don't lay your toaster on it's side and try to make grilled cheese sandwiches.

As soon as you turn your back it will launch the bread onto the floor, and it will always land cheese side down.

 

If you find yourself lost, never eat shredded wheat.

 

do not use m80 to unclog a drain..

 

the best advise i know of, is to take all advice with a large grain of salt, and do your own research/"homework" instead.

 

don't tug on Superman's cape

don't spit into the wind

 

Never offer advice...

 

Women are like snooker. If pinks covered by the red go for the brown.

 

Do not bitch slap Sasquatch.

Don't jaywalk.

 

Don't fuck with the coffee.

 

Irminsul, hahaha, I had to read that twice before I got it - I'm slow.

 

I heard it a very long time ago and it's always been one of those things that's stuck to me. Now if I could remember a fraction of my school classes I might be someone in life.

It's amusing what you either can't or won't take in and then all the ludicrous things you'll remember forever.

 

wear shoes while plasma cutting

 

Don’t stick your hand down the garbage disposal







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don't whiz on the electric fence.

 

Don't use 3/8ths drive. It simply doesn't deserve to exist.

 

"If the going gets tough, the tough gets going."

Hope this helps. If this advice can save just one persons life, it was worth it.

 

“To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.”
― Dr. Seuss

 

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