Semen Collection

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by MrChuffy, Sep 10, 2015.

  1. MrChuffy

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    Well just read an article bout this woman who when she had sex with all these guys she'd keep the used condom and the contents! And she had a display of em with their name by it.....Now if that were me I don't think I'd like to leave it behind with her....I'd make sure I took it home with me to dispose of.....You've gotta be careful cos that kinda stuff can cause a lot of problems.....So be warned guys...If next time you are having a bit of nookie...don't leave your used condoms lyin around...... I hate those things anyway....I always think its like takin a shower with a wetsuit on.....Good job I don't get any action these days.......But there are some strange folk out there who have strange collections......What happened to stamp collecting?
     
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    Exactly!
     
  4. GeorgeJetStoned

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    So it's a collection of trophies from dirtbags who don't clean after themselves. I guess a hobby keeps her off drugs, maybe?
     
  5. MikeE

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    What would be a good background color for the display case?

    if this collection were on display to the public, what would an appropriate admission price be?

    Being a docent at that museum would be a truly weird job.
     
  6. Irminsul

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    I have a semen collection from all the guys I've been with.
    I save them in ice cube trays in the freezer.
    One day when the money runs dry I'mma scream rape and DNA will find who's at fault, then that motherfucker gone pay up.
     
  7. drumminmama

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    Suddenly plaster casters don't seem so weird.
     
  8. Hacker

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    One day I had to go to a lady's house to replace her computer. While I was there she took my picture and then showed me what she does with them. She prints them out, laminates them, cuts them out and sticks them to the wall in her bathroom!!! She had pics of pizza delivery guys, mailmen, etc all over her bathroom! I can only iagine why she would do that...
     

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