I'm probably as far from selfish as they get. Sometimes I wish I actually WERE selfish. I'm always so concerned with doing the right thing, not stepping on any toes or hurting someone. It's a curse, I tell you. Seriously!
A mystical witchy woman told me once that I had to be more selfish, in other words fuck everyone else. She read my eye, it was all very embarrassing, started telling me things about me and stuff. I wanted to fuck her, but she wouldn't let me. I told her I didn't care if her husband was standing directly behind me.