Self facials ?

"Oh hello dear, you're home early!"
Yep, that sure would have been interesting.

 

I like to do this. I actually like my cum much more than my wife does, so we dont play cum games together unfortunately, but on my own I love to come in my own mouth. It turns me on to think about it. I once video myself doing it, then masturbated whilst watching it. How fucked up is that!
Actually I dont think it is, its harmless fun - but wife would have probably been freaked out id she saw.
Used to be able to self-suck, but like many others am older/fatter/stiffer (and not in a good way) Now I cannot get it into my mouth but just gaze at it wistfully from afar...

 

I don't care for self facials ... too messy, especially with having a goatee.

 

Love to see that video


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Love to see the video


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I can shoot a lot of cum far so I almost always give myself a facial when I masturbate while lying on my back. I like looking in a mirror afterwards & taking pics.

 

I have...Both accidentally and on purpose

 

when I was really young I could get a little bit of it in my mouth...managed to suck myself off a bunch of times. Then I had a dirtbike accident and lost some flexibility, it's been years since I flipped myself around and dropped a load in my mouth.

 

When I was younger I started to stand on my shoulders, with my back along the wall, then letting the weight of my legs pull the lower part of my body into such a position that I could take my penis into my mouth all the way to the hilt.

After making this a regular practice I soon managed to reach the point that I could do it from a regular sitting position, without the aid of the wall.

However, although I enjoyed doing this, it was more a case of it being a kick that I could actually manage it, rather than any additional stimulation achieved - in fact, if anything, quite the opposite.

As this was mainly in the days before I lost my virginity I presumed this to be what Oral Sex must feel like, and it wasn't until I popped my cherry & experienced it for real that it dawned on me that the most sensitive side of the penis that needs to be stimulated most with Oral Sex is the underside which, of course, is inaccessible by the tongue when performing auto-fellatio, regardless of how limber one may be.

Besides, I've never been into facials at the best of times, whether it be myself giving the facial, or receiving it from a partner. In fact, not only am I not turned on by it, I find it rather gross.

 

All the time.

 

Didn't discover self-facials until I was 40 and divorced. I soon discovered the joys of shooting into my own mouth. I enjoyed my cum until I could no longer legs-over. A wonderful way to jerk off!!!
I'm 69 now and often think of the pleasure I enjoyed when I was younger.

 

Have tried numerous times for my gf to force me to lick her clean but nothing. I really want her to throw my legs back and f my ass while she vigorously jerks me off into my own mouth.

 

I tried a couple of times, lying down with my shoulders propped up just enough to have my head upright. I learned I have terrible aim, but I did manage to hit myself in the eye ("A Christmas Story" comes to mind when I think of that), and I also surprised myself by hitting the wall behind my pillow with one shot, making a very loud thud-splat (must've been right by my ear, because there's no way it was really that loud).

 

MAN, if I could suck my own cock AND work the porn machine simultaneously, I would get at least one mouthful of cum a day, and the civilized world would have heard the last of me.

 

Another one of those complete changes from before cumming to after. Just like before cumming I might be turned on by the idea or eating it or rubbing it all over me and then, once I've cum, it does not seem such a good idea anymore. Interestingly though, when I have worked round that, for example by catching the first few big spurts in my hand (which is most of the load anyway) and quickly licking by hand while I finish cumming or likewise using my other hand to rub those first few spurts in while I am still cumming, I have never regretted doing it; I just swallow or wipe up.

I must admit I have never given myself a facial on purpose. I have had a spurt or two land on my cheek on a fair few occasions when I have shot really far in my normal lying down position and it felt really good, though to be fair it would be a really intsense orgasm to shoot that far. I am intrigued by this thread because I don't really fantasise about getting in my face but I love feeling the warm splashes as it land on my chest and belly and that is something I eagerly anticipate as I get close to cumming.

Those of you that are really into it - any idea how it became a turn-on? Anything to do with guys giving girls facials in porn?

 

I do this on occasion. Though I have to wipe it off my face quickly, due to having a goatee. Came in my eye onetime, which wasnt fun. I wear old cheap sunglasses when I do now.

 

I've done this a few times and found it pretty intense to have the penis so close up, and at the same time to feel the pleasure and then the urgency when the orgasm begins and you're staring at the tip so close to your face and you don't know when it is going to shoot... that actually is the fun part of it for me. Going into orgasm and watching the dripping head but now knowing -exactly- when it is going to spurt - then it does and it is always a surprise! I've done into my mouth but also over my face.

 

I've done this a few times and found it pretty intense to have the penis so close up, and at the same time to feel the pleasure and then the urgency when the orgasm begins and you're staring at the tip so close to your face and you don't know when it is going to shoot... that actually is the fun part of it for me. Going into orgasm and watching the dripping head but now knowing -exactly- when it is going to spurt - then it does and it is always a surprise! I've done into my mouth but also over my face.

 

I do it a lot, even made video's: Straight cum lover — cyber6blog: Electrostim self facial and cum in...

 

I just aim at my face sitting or lying down and can shoot most of my load into my face. The first four ropes reach but the last three don't squirt out far enough.