No, true story, in 1892, Lord Earl of Longschlong, Canadas third Prime Minister was the first to have relations with an Otter, which is how the HPV virus was first passed from animals to humans, he then gave it to all his sisters and it spread from there. Thats why today 3/4 Canadians have Herpes, more than any other country in the world
Don't nobuddy listen to the monkey, he's fulla bullshit, it was his great, great grandfather that started it!
I was laughing about Canada having so much herpes, then I remembered this from the "Canadians take over Hipforum" thread: This is not good news.