Seems next to impossible to get a chance to masturbate

Anyone feel the same? You think that on your day off you have the whole day to yourself, but it's amazing what can get in the way. It could be something like expecting visitors in an hour, and me telling myself that I have enough time to do it first. Or it could be me expecting a phone call, or someone asking me to move a piece of furniture. Sometimes after having gone several days without it, I force myself to go for it even if I don't feel like it... why? because I know that I will feel like it tomorrow, and that I won't have a chance then! It would be easier if I could just say "I'll masturbating for the next hour in case you need me".

Last time it was someone playing with the router (modem) while I was upstairs. Time before that it was my mother in the corridor saying "will you ring my phone? I can't find it". Another time I had to wait for a very long argument in the room underneath me to finish... it would've felt wrong to be climaxing while hearing their voices! And had to wait in case the plumber came another time.

What makes it hard for me is that I like to relax first. I don't just enjoy the ejaculation part of it like I hear most men do. It might be the case that I'd be half way through a particular video, and would decide to watch another instead. Because I like to go into a relaxed state before masturbating, this causes me to need to take a number two. This adds to the time spent fapping. My equivalent of foreplay might be something like reading the posts on the literotica forum, now that the kinkier forums on this site have disappeared. Even though I have the links to plenty good pornos saved I still like to enter certain terms into pornhub as I get excitement wondering what might show up.

I could of course fap after the rest in the house go to bed as I don't seem to need as much sleep as others, but I never really get the urge to fap at that time of day. It's not worth the hassle over all, as usually the fap is a let down. Things like sneaking up and down the laptop without being seen can be hard depending on who's in the living room at the bottom of the stairs. Not that they'd even think anything of it; just as if I saw anyone else coming down the stairs with a laptop I wouldn't think anything of it. I could do it in the morning but I usually try and get up early, so if I allowed myself to masturbate then I'd probably prepare to sleep in as I'd still feel tired. but then I'd rather sleep in than go for it.

 

I can relate, in the past a quick release was good enough but now its more like a long, drawn out self-love affair with foreplay (reading stuff here and other similar content locations) and taking time to build up to a monumental climax. These day's I only seem to find 1 or 2 days a week for a quality self-love session.

 

I had a day like that. Woke up so hard and horny started masturbating then the phone rings. About an hour later after getting back in the mood UPS shows up. 2-3 hours later it was something else. Late afternoon it felt like things calmed down so I tried again. Nope this time it was get up get dressed and go help someone for hours. I got home shower ate went straight to bed absolutely exhausted! I swear it was like a set up or something!

 

I have had days like that

 

And next thing you know, the day's gone...

I have some weeks where I just should have just done it....a perfunctory finish is better than none and that way, I'm not a raving horny lunatic by week's end.