So, I'm in college, and I have a crush on this super cute girl right? Well last year she was dating my roommate for a little bit, and we all went to a party together. I was feeling depressed and then I got really, really drunk and who knows what I said but it was probably embarrassing. Also she saw me puke in some bushes... Also I'm pretty sure she and my roommate had to pick me up out of the bushes and help me get upstairs. This was all a long time ago, and I'm sure she doesn't remember every agonizing detail of this humiliating evening, but I'm still scared to ask her to hang out with me. But she's SO CUTE. Has she seen too much to ever like me? Am I better off just leaving it alone? What do you guys think?
It's actually a perfect situation. I'm paraphrasing here, but it's like that scene in Wayne's World: If you spew chunks and she runs, it wasn't meant to be. Essentially, if she's into you despite seeing you at your worst, this will be easy.
