Oh, the irony. For those yet unfamiliar with who I am. I am a police officer. Sometimes we can make extra money signing up for security details. You get to guard a private function a'la rent-a-cop - only we're a whole helluva lot more expensive than regular security guards. But I guess sometimes you just gotta have us. Tonight there was a detail available and I signed up. Guess what I'm guarding. A local naturist club has rented a space at YMCA for their winter get-together. No, this doesn't mean that I'll be doing my duty dressed only in my badge (heehee... the mental image is priceless tho). Most likely I'll be sitting in my cruiser outside the Y making sure that no undesirables get in. I'm highly curious as to what age group and how many people I will see. Update tomorrow.