Secrets

People who do bad shit tend to be stupid enough to talk about it to others.

So why are they stupid enough to try the same sort of thing on with people they tell their compromising stuff to?

Hubris I think its called...

:cheers2:

I think in work areas, its the way things have to be.
It never ceases to amaze me the "neck" some people have in trade and stuff.
Bent lawyers and the like..

 

Can I tell you something and you won't tell anyone???

I have one nutsack and it is flat like a pancake.....please don't tell, nor judge me...

 

Don't worry Mystic, I'll never tell anyone here your fetishes and perculiarities.

particularly the one involving shitting on doorsteps while boyscouts are watching...

 

you promised you wouldn't tell a single human, I told you you could tell other species, but not the human kind.....

 

Whispers
"sorry I was confused on the meaning of the word sub-human"...

 

A lot of people have told me their secrets. Some are small secrets and others are huge.. I've never shared someone's secret to another. It's not an option.

(if it was something nasty like some pedo shit then I'll blow the whistle)

 

you know, i think the true purpose of secrets and "sharing" experiences is a bond-building thing. you hand over a piece of yourself, they hand a piece back. you're now partial owners of each other's inner life. when one steps outta line and breaks that bond, they really aughtta be thinking a bit harder about what they've shared and don't want fucked with. i'm very good at keeping secrets. but i'm also remorseless when i'm betrayed.

 

Oh shucks :blush5:...how can I be mad at you after all that we have been through, especially your Friday night rim jobs I give you while you watch animal porn, which I still haven't told anyone about and never will resso cause I heart you that much!!

:conehead: <--- gives you flashbacks, doesn't it..?

 

You've been giving others rim jobs? That was our secret, special thing. I feel so cheated right now. It's over between us..

 

a secret is a headline being born

 

Ok just don't tell them about the Rocky Horror Show night tho..?
Or the night I fell over and accidentally sat on a pony that was lying down, with its boner..:blush5:

Btw atleast all those animals were 21.Which is kinda hard bearing in mind the hamster had been dead 16 years...

KC thats very true.But sometimes in work its different

eg My friend was using a lawyer.It emerged a bent lawyer who delighted in boasting about what he did one day.The same lawyer decided to try and rip off my friend who's a straight, honest guy.
So we took great pleasure in dropping this piece of shit right in it.

 

well, naturally so!

 

fuck that.

secrets are bullshit.

if you have to keep something from someone then you're simply being a pussy about the situation.

 

this type of attitude leads to no where in the professional world.

 

all of it is bullshit anyway.

if i had it my way, i'd live on a farm....

 

I keep all kinds of secrets....people like telling me things they really shouldn't tell me. I don't usually want to know...but I also keep their secrets...and I sometimes forget. ha

 

This reminds me of a song..

secrets, secrets are no fun
unless they are for EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If it's for everyone to know it wouldn't be a secret though?

Right.

 

Yes I imagine that is correct.

 

i kept my warts a secret from enraged angel...