Secrets of the One Above

Carries on deep early morning conversations with a mime !!!

Peace

 

Carries a speculum everywhere he goes, "just in case"

 

Only has one goal in life, to wash my car...

Peace

 

was once arrested for "lewd and lascivious acts with an air compressor"

 

Chases cars.

Peace

 

whenever he gets on a horse he thinks its funny to ask where the steering wheel is

 

Braids his nose hair !!!

Peace

 

Drinks virgin blood.
Male virgin blood.

:O

 

Jai once bought a money plant for £2.40, pulled off all the leaves and tried to buy a car with them at her local Volvo garage. Her favorite past time is herding cats.

 

haha^

Plays twister on his own.

 

is actually an old man

 

Consistently tries getting his own toes in his mouth..

Peace

 

Cries himself to sleep about how slow this thread has gotten.

 

actually lives on a boat....but doesnt tell anyone that its floating at the local sewage treatment plant discharge settling pond :ack2:

 

sticks coins in wet cement

 

Sewed his mates sleeping bag closed at Glastonbury 1997...not bad for a 5 year old!

 

Actually Gordan Brown's wife.

 

Always giggles when talking to me on the phone.

 

Has a 4th nipple

 

Maiden name is really Finger Ian Mouse the Third.