Secrets of the One Above

i think it's the name of a band. likely a bad one.


finnaz' dog is cooler than he is.

 

:smilielol5::smilielol5:

Fin sings the whole of 'Miss American Pie' in his sleep. All 10 minutes.

Oh and KC is the tooth fairy.

 

Ny likes to totally listen to like, Westlife. She thinks they're like SO rad and ohhh sooo dreamy. She wants to run her freshly manicured hands through their hair.

 

fin snorts cat feces trying to get high.

 

KC looks like squidward. And talks like him.

 

Ny worked with Shakespeare for three years before actually murdering him in his bangers and mash. She remains admanant the butler did it, even though butlers at the time had not been invented.

 

One of the Thompson Twins.

 

j0hn loves rainbows and never wears black. he is always feeling blissful and filled with delight. in fact, people stop him in the street to tell him how much seeing his beautiful smile has brightened up their day.

 

Phoenix indigo has no limbs and builds jewelery using only her mind.

 

Fin's house is a secret underground lair inhabited by a scary dog-beast named Poppy and 2 mutant guinea pigs.

 

:biggrin:

:smilielol5:

 

That just made my night a little brighter!

 

moon_beam dresses in elk robes and eats cheetos whilst watching midget porn.

 

mamaKCita is actually Fred Phelps in a mouse suit.

 

Fin didn't really get stoned today, he smoked watercress instead. It had the same effects....

 

How did you know about the midgets??

nyny has posters of Hitler on her wall and sends fan mail to Gordon Brown

 

moonbeam gives all her patients extra sedatives so she can come online and chat here instead of looking after them

 

deliberately harms herself to be placed in moonbeam's care.

 

KC is very shy and retiring and wouldn't say booh to a goose

 

Razy can do head stands and tumble runs and walkovers, but only whilst under the influence of white wine.